I buy craft supplies at the rate of someone who has free time.
03.09.2025 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sorchablack.bsky.social
Canadian author of kink (usually MMF) rough romance. Neurodivergent. Pan. Any/any. Also writes as half of Sparrow Beckett. Repped by The Seymour Agency. π«AI
I buy craft supplies at the rate of someone who has free time.
03.09.2025 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meme that shows person reaching for ball labeled as plot building chapter, but person is being held back by creature labeled as accidental sex scene.
02.09.2025 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I write something that makes me cackle and kick my feet, my dearest hope is it also makes readers cackle and kick their feet.
26.08.2025 14:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I decided to encourage our animal friends to not be afraid of the vacuum by giving them treats. Unfortunately, now when I drag out the vacuum cleaner, I become the Pied Piper.
08.06.2025 17:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you're in a rush, and an old acquaintance doesn't recognize you? Chef's kiss.
22.01.2025 14:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The worst part about writing is always getting pulled away to do something annoying, like go to your day job.
20.01.2025 14:55 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And our art!
19.01.2025 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We toil at work until we're granted time to toil at home. When is there time for art? For joy?
19.01.2025 22:08 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Help, I've been turned into a parrot!
19.12.2024 02:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me every December: How much chocolate do we need to fill seven Christmas stockings? Why was this math never covered in school?
05.12.2024 14:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Normal romance: The love interest has inner demons, and may be a bit jealous, but he's a good man who learns from his mistakes.
Novels my friends and I write: The love interest is a hot asshat. You hate that you want to do him. You do him anyway. He does not change, but he sort of grows on you.
Call me old-fashioned, but I have no idea how to write a book without painting myself into a corner and then whining for two months about how thereβs no way to fix it. #pantser
05.12.2024 13:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rotting pumpkins aside - at what point does being late to take down the Halloween decorations officially turn into being early?
02.12.2024 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Niiiice!
25.11.2024 04:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks Andrew! π
22.11.2024 20:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm still trying to get this one done. I'm so slow. π
22.11.2024 20:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's so much advice about how to write faster, but what if the secret is just to have more free time? That's not something I can control. π
22.11.2024 15:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shoveling words into my WIP today. Whether the castle I ultimately build with them is made of sand or manure remains to be seen. #romancelandia
03.03.2024 15:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Writing is the ultimate and unlimited choose-your-own adventure. I shouldn't be trusted to make these decisions without supervision. #Romancelandia
18.02.2024 16:47 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My reader group on FB convinced me to write a book about chefs, knowing full well I've melted TV dinner trays. So many years together - how did I never guess they secretly despised me? #Romancelandia
10.02.2024 18:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh nooooo. π Do you have a plan to get time moving, Eris? I always blamed my rambling stories on my pantsing, but let's just call it my personal style. lol
09.02.2024 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm already at 22k on this book and only about 24 hours have passed in the story. Why am I so longwinded? Trying to decide when to start skipping ahead is the worst. #pantser
08.02.2024 20:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello! I just joined here yesterday and I'm still figuring things out. I write rough romance - usually contemporary MMF. :)
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