lee ★

today was the 100th day of school and my 4th graders did an activity packet themed around the number 100 and one of the things was "draw what you'd look like at 100 years old" and most of them drew a tombstone with their name on it 💀

holy shit I forgot about that

girl who's rewriting her magnum opus (original doc is already over 40k)

hi. uh. im still on this app. i just never know what to post anymore lol. but im still here. seeing.

HI MOLLY OMG I MISSED U SO BAD

worst new years of my life 👍 at least it can only go up from here right

it's not the new year until rose posts her annual p.e.p.

it's bc of me isn't it ❤️

me: rick springfield has other better songs!!!
also me when jessie's girl:

wait text me.... what r they saying

ily rose how much have u had to drink ❤️

do I rewatch magnum pi, knight rider, or miami vice over break

every time EVERY TIME friends is on tv and I put it on it's an episode with tom selleck

thanks for the suggestion amazon, but I think I'll pass on the enormous teddy bear skin

automatic is such an insane album. what do u mean the jessie's girl guy wrote all this.

hey guys! so words have meanings. in case u didn't know.

hey so I think some of you need to just. throw all your phones and computers into a river and go be one with nature for a while.

my irl friends from work and I have a running gag now where we only refer to rick springfield as rick springsteen

I think it's hilarious how rick springfield got SO fed up with getting mistaken for bruce springsteen that he wrote a WHOLE ASS SONG about it called bruce. I love a petty bitch.

anyway. back to our regularly scheduled program. here's that cutie patootie senior citizen

like. ur in ur 20s. go outside. no one acts like this outside of discord.

yeah I'm also like 5 mental illnesses in a trench coat but I don't go around consciously treating ppl like shit then make callout posts abt them bc they "don't understand what I've been through" after they get upset w me and use my mental illnesses an excuse for acting like a dickwad

normal people: hey how's it going

discord is genuinely one of the worst things to happen to us as a society

some of you need to go outside. jesus fucking christ. grown ass adults acting like this.

where is everyone I feel like I haven't talked to anyone in DAYS

being abnormal about that senior citizen this monday pm

love his ability to befriend a dog no matter where he goes

been on a frank sinatra and dean martin kick again lately and it is entirely richard marx's fault

get away from me old man