's Avatar

@saddestclown.bsky.social

61 Followers  |  95 Following  |  450 Posts  |  Joined: 05.12.2024  |  1.8914

Latest posts by saddestclown.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just like most professional settings, being an earnest transparent, moral person is a liability to anyone who isnt... and they will cut you down for it.

14.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me sir, as an American I was promised unchecked exceptionalism.

13.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question for @vornietom.bsky.social . Elvis? Or Neil Diamond? Fabulous either way, but inquiring minds want to know.

13.11.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly, info wars is still trying their hardest to be a subsidiary of the onion.

13.11.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real talk. As a working class american that makes roughly $40k/yr. Health insurance was still not affordable even with the ACA. The tier of coverage that I could afford still meant that I would have to face homelessness if I ever needed to USE it. Funding SNAP is more important and meaningful.

10.11.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$30 is an absolute STEAL!

10.11.2025 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hole in the ground has fewer loose ends

10.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly the cheeta print

09.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, you are REALLY excited to play gta 5 again.

07.11.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

34 felonies...

01.11.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Cat.

01.11.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why aren't they calling it the epstein ballroom

23.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we actually need another one, it had better come in the form of a mass general strike.

18.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the same reason I have never been able to sit through "Interstellar"

The battle of volume between Matthew McConaughey and Hans Zimmer is unwatchable

07.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cooked actual food?

06.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since

06.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2297    ๐Ÿ” 369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Considering it was on an empty floor of trump tower, I'm guessing sadly did it the way that would make his father proudest... non-consentually.

03.10.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume this was posted by your intern after you accidentally left your laptop unlocked... right cap?

29.09.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those epstein files must be horrifying if these are the lengths they will go through to distract people

24.09.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its time to take the keys away from grandpa

24.09.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

They even raptured the dog

24.09.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got raptured earlier but didn't have my real-ID on me (just my social security and drivers license), so I got sent back.

23.09.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not as good as "ewoks, caravan of courage" ... and that's saying ALOT

20.09.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You forgot that the murderer was motivated to kill by yet another podcaster...

16.09.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So in 4D do they blast you with stench when the shit demon appears?

16.09.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really excited about that new ballroom too...

16.09.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its almost as though money and power corrupt those who attain it... only without the "its almost as though" part.

16.09.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

13.09.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14788    ๐Ÿ” 2772    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

And this was all because some conservative kid killed a nazi... never even had anything to do with the left.

12.09.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@saddestclown is following 20 prominent accounts