BuffaloHopscotch

What more could you ask for!

Henry Wadsworth said "Music is the universal language of mankind". Well that must mean I'm not fluent cause I can't play a lick and I worry how I'll ask anyone where the toilet is when I go out.

This may sound crazy to you, but hear me out...

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And you know how accident prone I am already, but no knee scrapes for this guy

It's nice to dream isn't it. For now I'll just have to make sure i double layer on my pants when I leave the house.

Hey, if I leave my legs at home it means I can go out and don't need to worry about anyone seeing my knees!

I keep waiting for them to invent some detachable legs so I can get a bi of breathing space when i'm sitting on the couch.

@deathwiizard.bsky.social at a trading card swap meet, you gonna come next time?

It's so fucking delightful outside this morning... Someone let me back inside!

OK, coffee is drank, I need to actually try and do something with my day. I'll see you again in 45 minutes once that attempt at being productive is over with.

Mosquitos often have a misapprehension that they're popular, which is understandable given the way everyone claps when they enter a room.

Note: still took multiple attempts to spell diarrhea correctly.

There's a distinct lack of apples and/or bees at this Applebees restaurant. A surprising amount of diarrhea available though.

All my research indicates Monday is the worst day of the week. I just read a bunch of Garfield comics, but my methods are sound and I won't have my academic process questioned by those who don't listen to lasagna eating cats.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Now call me crazy, but I always preferred it warm with a side of garlic bread.

People say I have trust issues, but have you ever met the wife of the guy who invented the ol' switcheroo?

The only successful collaboration I have worked on lately is the sounds of me and a colleague each taking a dump in the bathroom stalls at work.

Oh, and the checklist site too!

nslists.com/jachlist.htm

My brain when I finally sit in a chair without slouching "Well ain't you a fancy little fuck"

Also, new shirt!

Only way to do it I say! Next i'll start getting those "OK, how do I sort these? By Movies or TV? Or genre? Or year they were released? Or live action vs animation?" thoughts and then I spend the next 6 months swapping the sets between binders. It's great fun!

Got done Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Robocop 2, Star Trek Deep Space 9, Seasons 4 & 7 of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Dick Tracy. Need to go buy another binder tomorrow.

Why yes I am a wild, crazy party animal who spends a Saturday night sorting and putting trading cards into binders.

It could come up! And I need to be prepared just in case, I can't always rely on you being there to give me the answer.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... cause I don't know, I don't speak German to be able to ask.

Don't you worry, Vox. We'll get ya sorted out!

*puts on doctors coat*
Oh boy do I have a solution for you!

At the time I felt there was immense dignity in taking a crap on The Raft of the Medusa.

That's true. The next question is do you go lower body, upper body or head? I always thought if I was stuck in a Saw trap I'd like something fitted around the chest/mid-section.

Buying new or 2nd hand? Some of the 2nd hand ones have rusty hinges and some left over brain matter, but they still got some miles left on them.