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@mistermachine.bsky.social

Full time game dev. Part time robot. Dog dad. He/Him

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oooo you wanna join my cult so bad....

--> twitch.tv/libearty <--

ART BY @tomatodogart.bsky.social <3

09.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8663    πŸ” 2851    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

Congratulations to Seattle and to everyone who didn't watch Kid Rock.

09.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2375    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 1

Elmo
@elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 31113    πŸ” 5640    πŸ’¬ 746    πŸ“Œ 406
Girl is devoured. World blames the girl.
Girl wonders how this could happen to her.
Girl loses her mind. Girl gets angry.
Girl wants to be heard but every time she tells someone, her voice feels coated with tar.
Girl feels the wound inside her grow.
Girl is afraid the wound will one day get so big she will drown in it. Girl finally tells someone and they ask what did she do to ask for it. Girl doesn't speak of it again.
Girl wonders if she deserved it. Girl tries to forget. And tries to forget. And tries to forget.
But memories have teeth that become fangs.
And fangs have never learned how to let go.

Eventually she becomes a locked door.
Eventually she learns that she is no feast.
Eventually she learns that to devour is better than to be devoured.
Eventually she becomes the wolf they fear.
- Nikita Gill

Girl is devoured. World blames the girl. Girl wonders how this could happen to her. Girl loses her mind. Girl gets angry. Girl wants to be heard but every time she tells someone, her voice feels coated with tar. Girl feels the wound inside her grow. Girl is afraid the wound will one day get so big she will drown in it. Girl finally tells someone and they ask what did she do to ask for it. Girl doesn't speak of it again. Girl wonders if she deserved it. Girl tries to forget. And tries to forget. And tries to forget. But memories have teeth that become fangs. And fangs have never learned how to let go. Eventually she becomes a locked door. Eventually she learns that she is no feast. Eventually she learns that to devour is better than to be devoured. Eventually she becomes the wolf they fear. - Nikita Gill

It’s the oldest story in the world. The Epstein Files reminded me of this piece I wrote on a devastating anniversary.

08.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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Since the pronouns labeler is gone.

08.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 48

The Super Bowl is chock full of AI ads and, from the bottom of my heart, I hope every single company humoring this shit goes bankrupt in glorious fashion, and that the marketing firms responsible for pitching this fuck-awful slop spends the rest of their miserable days fighting off lawsuits.

09.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1259    πŸ” 399    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. β€œYou must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

09.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3814    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10

all my friends should get 1 million dollars

08.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Children of Termina

08.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5202    πŸ” 1569    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 13
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Homeland Security Spies on Reddit Users Leak show feds tracking anti-ICE Reddit users like "Budget-Chicken-2425"

Homeland Security is monitoring anti-ICE Reddit posts, an intelligence bulletin leaked to me reveals:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-s...

08.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2171    πŸ” 894    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 82
A Honda mini truck

A Honda mini truck

the ideal truck exists

08.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Fine. The discourse.

The NYT article isn't about writing. Or ai. Seriously.

It's about yet another Kindle Unlimited scam. The same kind of "gaming the algorithm" scams that have been going on since KU started. Generate garbage, get a few dozen sales, collect money, move on to next pile of garbage.

08.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
In a house, robots are painting, writing and playing music, with smiles on their faces. Outside, in the pouring rain, a human empties a wheelie bin into a refuse vehicle while another sweeps the street with a glum expression on her face. A third human is cycling down the road with a Just Eat food delivery on his back, while a fourth walks along the pavement, arms filled with packages from Amazon.

In a house, robots are painting, writing and playing music, with smiles on their faces. Outside, in the pouring rain, a human empties a wheelie bin into a refuse vehicle while another sweeps the street with a glum expression on her face. A third human is cycling down the road with a Just Eat food delivery on his back, while a fourth walks along the pavement, arms filled with packages from Amazon.

Seen on Mastodon. This is by Dutch cartoonist Tjeerd Royaards.

08.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

"It's OK to Be White" has been a slogan for literal Nazis for some time now, if you want to know where the Republican Party is at the moment

08.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3955    πŸ” 1225    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 45

look the victims of my evil spider wife were no saints

08.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

sports are soap operas for men (laudatory)

08.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A coloured digital sketch of a mace with rainbow, cloud and stripe details in Trans Pride colours. Hellbore and dogwood flowerd and wrapped around the handle, representing overcoming scandal and slander, and love overcoming adversity, in recognition of current struggles for trans rights.

A coloured digital sketch of a mace with rainbow, cloud and stripe details in Trans Pride colours. Hellbore and dogwood flowerd and wrapped around the handle, representing overcoming scandal and slander, and love overcoming adversity, in recognition of current struggles for trans rights.

Here's my rough sketch for a Trans Pride sticker for @taplingzines.bsky.social , including references to the language of flowers! 😁
#transRights #prideArt #merchArtist

08.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose

08.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1059    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I give up on trying to figure out the right way to say that I am kind of tired of how anonymous followers engage with me on here. I think you forget I'm a person not a repository. I'm sorry you're sad/mad/scared. Me too. Does that absolve you of the responsibility of reading carefully? It does not.

08.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1296    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4
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party pooper reporting for duty again to remind you that hate-views are still views so no one better watch that other halftime show (even after the fact!!) just to make fun of it ty

02.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey you
QRB with your women art

05.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 20

Hey artists! Quote with your women art πŸ’’πŸ¦„πŸͺ±

Always tricky to make selections for there

06.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 37

Hey artists! Quote with your women art πŸŒ•βœ¨

There's one more but I can only add 4 😭

08.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

If you are a Black artist who does work in tabletop games (or wants to) please share your work here!! I’m not currently hiring for anything but I’ll boost y’all and maybe folks who are following me are πŸ‘€ at the very least I’m always seeking more creatives to add to my Rolodex for future projects 🫢🏼✨

03.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun

08.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

They think AI art is going to dominate because it will be cheap. They think you will consume it because it’s cheap and available, that supply will create demand. Combating this is simply a matter of having extremely reasonable standards in your artistic tastes.

08.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

You couldn’t make CITIZEN KANE today because it doesn’t have Pedro Pascal in it.

08.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 2

Was your pornographic, lewd, erotic, NSFW, or sexual game hosted on Steam or itch.io in July 2025? If so, consider participating in our online survey about the impacts of the changes to NSFW platform policy. More info about the project, the research team and how to participate at www.pppproject.com

06.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

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