Random Muser

imdb is short for im down bad

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So you’re not recommending the series then

King Arturito

Im not arguing with you. I'm just explaining very loudly why I'm right

“You met me at a very strange time in my life”

-me to everyone i have ever met

the fuck around circle of life

If I ever get married again ( I won't) my wedding dress better have pockets

A woman at the grocery store earlier asked me to retrieve a few boxes of turkey stuffing from the top shelf for her.

All that was missing was a cameraman from the Hallmark Channel.

When my son started guitar lessons he didn’t really know much about music, now he knows a million times more than me… if I’m ever wondering about a musical question he always knows the answer. Tbf I didn’t have the internet available for my musical education…

They don’t tell you when you have kids how interesting it is to watch their music taste evolve. My 18yo is working on his car with his friends while listening to the eagles and that is so far outside of anything he would have listened to a few years ago

I feel this as a dolphins fan

I used to be so pure and innocent before I joined Bluesky.

Stop giggling. It's true.

I only do zoom from the neck up

Wait a minute that’s exactly what I’m trying to avoid 🤔

a cartoon of squidward playing a clarinet in a room with spongebob pictures on the wall Alt: a cartoon of squidward playing a clarinet in a room with spongebob pictures on the wall

How I play

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But not blue sky, right

Hang onto those pennies they’re not making them anymore

Buying you underwear for Xmas and if you don’t like it, well then you’re not somebody who gets Xmas presents from me.

That’s pretty cool 😃

I was thinking about buying a fake tree finally but I heard they’re like minimum of $300 and now I’m questioning that idea

All right, which one of you clowns keeps encouraging the animals to form a union?

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Brisket in a drawer

I forgot to post on caturday but here’s brisket in a drawer 🥰😍

Happy me, happy Daisy, it’s a win/win 🥰

Miss Piggy has yet to marry because her fella has kermitment issues.