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@jert.bsky.social

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Post image 24.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore

28.04.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4694    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 9
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i miss the early internet. people were like β€œyou gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

04.04.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 42331    πŸ” 6648    πŸ’¬ 665    πŸ“Œ 313
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iShowSpeed undoing the damage shitty role models like Joe Rogan, Asmongold, and Adin Ross have been doing to young men

06.04.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 677    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com β€’ 23h
Guys we need communism

Love for All
@stoporangefasci... β€’ 2h
My grandfather fought against the Soviets in
WW2. No. Full stop.

-mOX
@moxiest.art
so... sorry, just one quick follow-up...
April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com β€’ 23h Guys we need communism Love for All @stoporangefasci... β€’ 2h My grandfather fought against the Soviets in WW2. No. Full stop. -mOX @moxiest.art so... sorry, just one quick follow-up... April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM

03.04.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 27001    πŸ” 3284    πŸ’¬ 334    πŸ“Œ 212
Screenshot of original The Onion post with the famous Sickos comic, dated 16 February 2015

Screenshot of original The Onion post with the famous Sickos comic, dated 16 February 2015

Detail of the Sickos guy. Unshaven man leaning against a window from outside saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"

Detail of the Sickos guy. Unshaven man leaning against a window from outside saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

16.02.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10183    πŸ” 3243    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 133
kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

10.02.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12645    πŸ” 3686    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 77
Image d'un lit sur lequel est en train d'Γͺtre mis un drap-housse

Par dessus, on peut lire le texte "Draps propres, dΓ©pression annulΓ©e" dans le style et la police d'Γ©criture du jeu Dark Souls III

Image d'un lit sur lequel est en train d'Γͺtre mis un drap-housse Par dessus, on peut lire le texte "Draps propres, dΓ©pression annulΓ©e" dans le style et la police d'Γ©criture du jeu Dark Souls III

25.01.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A vampire woman holds a woman in her lap, the vampire is nude and the woman she is hold has her big poofy fancy dress pulled down to her waist. The held woman is covered in bite marks all of which bleed heavily and drip down her, she leans her head back out of view. The vampire looks at the camera and says "you would be surprised how many volunteer" while the held woman says hazily "babe, why did you stop?"

A vampire woman holds a woman in her lap, the vampire is nude and the woman she is hold has her big poofy fancy dress pulled down to her waist. The held woman is covered in bite marks all of which bleed heavily and drip down her, she leans her head back out of view. The vampire looks at the camera and says "you would be surprised how many volunteer" while the held woman says hazily "babe, why did you stop?"

okay you might actually not be that surprised

28.01.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2746    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 22
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This goes so fucking hard dude

27.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16477    πŸ” 5856    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 45
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playing the first Phoenix Wright and man this game really did come out twenty years ago huh

31.01.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

30.01.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10935    πŸ” 2562    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 61
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sums up today’s news pretty succinctly

28.01.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3172    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 21
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Made my own version of this meme

25.01.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1145    πŸ” 893    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21

Jeremy Strong working on American acting's rarest achievement, the Reverse EGOT: where you lose an Emmy, a Golden Globe, an Oscar and a Tony to Kieran Culkin.

23.01.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.

23.01.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7914    πŸ” 753    πŸ’¬ 290    πŸ“Œ 210

ma'am you were literally just defending his gaming cred on the timeline citing your privileged position as the mother of his children

23.01.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grimes being like β€œwe broke up, do I really have to answer for everything he does?” is so funny. Yes, bitch you do, you fucked him for years when it was already clear that he sucked. You gotta wear that one forever.

23.01.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1186    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 4

Un mec friquΓ© qui attache des dΓ©biles les uns aux autres, est-ce un richard lieur de cons?

23.01.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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jsuis juste une meuf chill qui joue Γ  la ds et aux tamagotchi

21.01.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fallout 2 dialogue screen ass portrait

16.01.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

yeah this site has the juice

16.01.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

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