@jazile.bsky.social
That person you've sort of known online for the last 8 years.
I'd love to know what Eusebio's family make of all of this- it's shameful the way Benfica have tried to use him
20.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some of your posts make me feel like I've had a stroke
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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
18.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 40852 🔁 10875 💬 312 📌 339My biggest regret is learning the words to a Balotelli chant. It is firmly stuck in my head. It haunts me to this day.
13.02.2026 10:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
11.02.2026 08:49 — 👍 135 🔁 140 💬 4 📌 43TWO wins from SEVENTEEN matches 💉💉💉
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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The Norwegian Sturla Holm Lægreid broke down in tears after winning bronze in the men’s 20km biathlon, apologising for having an affair and saying: “It has been the worst week of my life.” Johan-Olav Botn won gold, with the Frenchman Éric Perrot in second, but it was Lægreid who stunned television viewers in Norway after opening up to the broadcaster NRK about his private life over the past six months. “There is something I want to share with someone who may not be watching today,” he said. “Half a year ago I met the love of my life. The world’s most beautiful and nicest person. Three months ago I made the mistake of my life and cheated on her, and I told her about that a week ago. This has been the worst week of my life.” He added: “I had the gold medal in life, and I am sure there are many people who will see things differently, but I only have eyes for her. Sport has come second these last few days. Yes, I wish I could share this with her.”
"I had the gold medal in life"
spectacular stuff
Something compelled me to make this
10.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 3668 🔁 1072 💬 75 📌 36I have to assume at this point that Eni Aluko doesn't have a PR person, or that PR person hates her.
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This is the court case used to justify proscribing them as a terrorist group on par with Isis and Al Qaeda.
04.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 124 🔁 41 💬 2 📌 0Kalettes? They are delicious!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(breathes)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's just the best at being the worst
02.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
29.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 760 🔁 306 💬 23 📌 33
AI is coming for our jobs.
30.01.2026 11:06 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 3(which also means it's 13 years since we signed Ozil, which must have left @gunnerblog.bsky.social feeling very torn)
30.01.2026 09:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can't believe that this classic is 13 years old www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_f1...
30.01.2026 09:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok on the topic of are birthdays just coincidences though: I once showed my ID to a cashier and they said “that’s my birthday too” and then we looked at each other and said “the day hitler committed suicide” in unison.
29.01.2026 14:23 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Kai Havertz is the first Arsenal player to score against an opponent whose first three letters are the same as the first three letters of his first name since Lee Dixon against Leeds in 1996.
29.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 184 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 10Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
28.01.2026 02:12 — 👍 6728 🔁 1429 💬 204 📌 542REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
28.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 12541 🔁 3586 💬 407 📌 678Imagine being proud of this, the weird bastards
27.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking to speak to people whose parents have been radicalised online into conspiracy theorists/anti-vaxxers/far right enthusiasts/all the above in the UK mainly but also globally.
Please drop me an email at jude@judeinlondon.com. Names can be changed.
Did you know that you can watch the film Wings, and other early Oscar nominated films, in their entirety on Wikipedia? (scroll down to the bottom) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Aca...
22.01.2026 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is she Tina Belcher?
22.01.2026 11:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not convinced that Bolton is a real place en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doffcoc...
22.01.2026 09:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0People who don’t know how to make a PDF: “AI is inevitable.”
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