Brandon Baxter

This guy is the not-knowingest MFer EVER 🙄

Dear Humans,

Please promise that someday you will prosecute and convict Pam Bondi for her role in violating the Epstein Transparency Act. And don’t send her to a nice prison either. Make it a bad one and bump her head as she gets put into the cop car. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

our Finance department is usually first in the building, how has no one approved my "life-size bushes costumes for wetlands educational programming" budget request yet

Still image from the Super Bowl halftime show of Bad Bunny looking serious, talking directly to the camera, pointing at us.

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

🗣 TRUTH!

somebody cornered the singing toilet market and it wasn’t even a utility.

A little Tom Footerie?! 🤔

The Pentagon is going after the Boy Scouts. Our tax dollars are going toward that shit. Let that sink in and whatnot.

a cartoon of spongebob laying on the ground with a shovel Alt: Bury me.

Welp, I'm deceased 💀🤣

Bill, unable to get his hands on a bust. What a week.

😂

"What am I, chopped liver?" - Tossed Salad (probably)

That's fair. East normally gets it worse than the west.

Same on the west side 😒 Staying home in solidarity!

a pitcher once threw an immaculate inning with a single pitch and there is video

On the one hand I’m glad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world but on the other hand I’m sad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world.

Flav is gonna have to find alternative ways to fundraise

They’ve been a great partner to help me help raise money for hundreds and thousands of people in need,,, but if you don’t stand for something ya fall for anything.

Haha!! Right?! 😂

a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose with a paper bag ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose with a paper bag

How I watched the final three minutes.

#LetEmKnow

a woman with her eyes closed and her mouth open is wearing a white shirt . ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and her mouth open is wearing a white shirt .

#LetEmKnow

Because corporate greed.

In Avengers: Doomsday?! 🤔

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)

if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.

THE BROWNS DEFENSE STOPS THE STEELERS ON 4TH AND GOAL.