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@andybehrens.bsky.social

Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.

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COSTLY MISTAKES That Will KILL Your Playoff Chances! | Fantasy Focus
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Check out Facts vs Feeling with Liz Loza! I'm on this one!

youtu.be/nXHhtFBMKBE?...

04.12.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Tom MFing Kennedy.

Tom MFing Kennedy.

Amon-Ra St. Brown has performed admirably in the Tom Kennedy role over the past five seasons, but it's time for the big dog to eat.

04.12.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Wednesday YACHT CLUB podcast is live!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will:

๐Ÿˆ Talk Week 14 lineups (including the miscreants like Jefferson, Jeanty, Metcalf, etc)
๐Ÿˆ Update the Movie Draft (go Marty Supreme!)
๐Ÿˆ Rank the best and worst NFL broadcast analysts

...and more!
(subscribe ๐Ÿ‘‡)

03.12.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're just now cracking open a container of 2013 stuffing over here (widely considered the best year for bread cubes). These flavors must mature and mingle.

03.12.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MONDAY PODCAST!

...wait, it says here they let @andybehrens.bsky.social
appear on the Free Side????

That's right! Andy is here to help me start reviewing the Week 13 games, including a review of all the Thanksgiving/Black Friday games, too!

Big fun!
(link is ๐Ÿ‘‡)

01.12.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Wednesday โ›ด๏ธYACHT CLUBโ›ด๏ธ podcast is ready!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I debate the merits of using Burrow, Herbert & Lamar, indulge your Justin Jefferson worry, come up with some WR3s for Week 13 and debate Taysom!

And @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social is aboard to talk DFS, too!

(subscribe ๐Ÿ‘‡)

26.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe I'm facing the Tech Pandas in PPR this week.

24.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just an incredible week of performative grittiness and want-to from Aaron Rodgers. ๐Ÿซก

23.11.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB pod!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will talk about Emanuel Wilson, Kenneth Gainwell, Andrei Iosivas, Darnell Mooney and other potential Week 12 fill-ins...

...we each pick an emergency upside TE...

...and we talk ROS ranks!

Plus good news re: the show's future!

19.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™M IN.

15.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m hearing these will be considered Biden Burgers until at least Q4 2026. Possibly longer.

15.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh, man, I might have reviewed some albums for the HS newspaper without listening to the full album.

14.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Commissioners, share this clip immediately with anyone who has not yet paid the league fee...

14.11.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cobb is almost understandable since everyone who'd ever played was on the ballot and, on a personal level, he was apparently not a charmer.

14.11.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Willie Mays was left off 20+ ballots!

14.11.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm already enraged about that one HOF voter who's gonna leave Ohtani off their ballot.

14.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go!

It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list

Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: ๐Ÿ‘‡

12.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow, tell me you haven't seen "Moonraker" without telling me.

11.11.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿป
Might as well go ahead and win it!

11.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 11 Let's make responsible fantasy choices this week, people.

I am once again urging you to enjoy some artisanal, hand-crafted fantasy content!

Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv

11.11.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this the first generation possum bot (the classic P-1) or has the P-2 finally arrived? Either way, I hate it.

11.11.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*

Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"

*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*

Me: "I gotta go"

11.11.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, I think they probably could have reached 13 points last night with Malik Willis and that modified offense LaFleur drew up for him. Alas, we'll never know.

11.11.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MONDAY
POD
CAST

I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!

My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!

Let's go!
(link is ๐Ÿ‘‡)

10.11.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH! I'm sorry. I'll DM you for info.

10.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

06.11.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The YACHT CLUB has a Wednesday podcast ready!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions

Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.

(If you'd like to subscribe ๐Ÿ‘‡)

05.11.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fantasy football Week 10 drops: Turn the page on Alvin Kamara, Nick Chubb

Time for another week of drops at the Athletic.

(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).

www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...

#FantasyFootball

04.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sensitive to this, but it's also part of my agreement with the hosting platform. (It's not something Chris can turn off.) I don't want it to feel overwhelming, certainly, but there will be some light advertising. Still trying to figure out how to keep doing this for a living.

04.11.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone Is Someone's Baby That guy is a beast. That guy is a monster.ย As he scores his first touchdown of the day, lowering his head and smashing his body like a weapon through other men, a few million

I donโ€™t believe being an NFL fan means selling your soul, or even being a hypocrite. But we should probably at least not ignore that itโ€™s adjacent.

My first for The Deep Shot:

www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...

28.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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