Andy Behrens

A very good listen imo! Danny has an incredible story…

empty shelves where chickpeas should be!

Live look at the chickpea aisle after Sunday's mad rush.

Go Dawgs.

I know the face of a man who regrets a great many draft decisions, and this is it.

YIKES

replacing the milk chocolate with red meat and a light glaze of roundup.

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

I am simply not built to watch 3v3 OT hockey. Five more minutes might have ended me. That was crazy.

Man, @dennycarter.bsky.social is wrong pretty routinely, but he might just be onto something with this “official app of sports”business.

Just a filthy goal, my God.

PSYCHO KELLER

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

That. Was. Madness.

(Also poetry.)

This pace is TERRIFYING.

Hilary MFing Knight, man. OMG.

Why are the far-left radicals so anti-plant?

Next time, gotta call zero blitz and dictate the outcome.

GGWSS logo plus the Peterson sisters, Mark Callan, Haribo candy & Emily from World Curling

A Curling 101 lesson—hog lines, buttons & “rocking the ice”—and hear from the Peterson sisters.

Then: Poles, pockets & rock journals! You sent us on missions & we did reporting to get you the answers you’re looking for.

Plus, thoughts on women’s hockey coverage.

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This year, on principle, I have decided to not rank any player who has golfed.

New last-place fantasy punishment just dropped!

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

The sweeping today is 🔥

It could be better!

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A rare TUESDAY YACHT CLUB episode is up - if you're as excited for the Olympic hockey knockout rounds as I am, you'll love hearing Pete Blackburn and DJ Bean of the What Chaos! hockey podcast.

Plus it's @andybehrens.bsky.social talking about...curling? Obviously: also a must-listen!

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That's my bad, I forget it's more liberal and understanding over here at bsky.

Um, judgy!

Sometimes the answer can't be found in a spreadsheet, nerd.

Oh, I see your analytics can't settle a simple question like this, which requires lived experience.

Hilarious idea for a sport. This track is like the size of a suburban basement.

Any short track speed skating race without a crash seems suspicious to me, likely rigged.

I was very worried about beaches for a few years FOR SURE.

Oh man, I forgot it killed Mikey. RIP.