@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
appreciate you, Jake 🫂
06.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everyone wants membership into the club.
An Illustration of the Power of Community
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The MVP faces the Bungles ... betting on a smash spot? 👀
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Week 11: Christian Watson 4-46-2
Week 12: Emanuel Wilson 28-107-2
Week 13: Dontayvion Wicks 6-94-2
Week 14:
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05.12.2025 13:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Close enough
05.12.2025 12:01 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Believe in something for once!
05.12.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t wait for Isaac TeSlaa to score 2 TDs off of 3 catches for less than 20 yards tonight 🫦
04.12.2025 23:08 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
year vs month if you’re into that sorta thing
03.12.2025 22:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like what do you mean I have the most points against and second most points for but I may not make the playoffs??
03.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hitting that point of the year where fantasy football is starting to feel like a stupid poopy dumb waste of time only based on luck
03.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
In today's Fantasy Life newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social:
❓ Burning questions
🏈 Week 13 WR/CB Matchups
👀 Late-week streamers
When five little 7-year-olds sleep over, you make them biscuits, toast, blueberries, strawberries, bacon, and eggs and MINUTES after they clear their plates they ask for a snack
29.11.2025 14:27 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Opponent has D’Andre Swift but I have Kyle Monangai
28.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
me holding in “your mom’s moist!” in front of my mother in law after my husband compliments how moist the turkey is
27.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
“Imagine how cool you’ll look at the dinner table when Drunk Uncle and the rest of the family get to join in on the sweat with you!”
-The Drunkle (+9880)
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“The One Where Joey Gets a Turkey Stuck On His Head”
Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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40% off any tier of FantasyLife+ for 12 big ole months
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Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, throw the fucking ball to Rashid Shaheed.
23.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Think of this as the Dwight Schrute of parlays.
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The anytime TD scorers you'd never expect! What are you scared of?
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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I like Mack and iosivas this week with Chase suspended
20.11.2025 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here are 9 players that are better than waivers to scoop up before the trade deadline.
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Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
16.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Denny Vega stating "I gotta know what a fifty-dollar shake tastes like."
15.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Jameis going FULL send this week? Bet on it! 👐
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”
Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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I refuse to admit that I am a cat person.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
