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Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”

Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”

Man I love playing Hades

20.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 12704    🔁 1653    💬 97    📌 52

🤭

03.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. Eat it.

03.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning

27.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 11631    🔁 2440    💬 271    📌 97
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After Maui's fires, native Hawaiian families face a new threat: foreclosure “Often, the people who have been on the land the longest are the first to get displaced.”

“Often, the people who have been on the land the longest are the first to get displaced.”

After Maui’s fires, native Hawaiian families face a new threat: foreclosure.

20.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 2023    🔁 796    💬 103    📌 41
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Cheers to my favorite flirt @sebalicious.bsky.social 🫦🤭🥂💖

04.08.2025 10:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A photo of Ozzy Osbourne saying "I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you."

A photo of Ozzy Osbourne saying "I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you."

22.07.2025 20:07 — 👍 140    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 2
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happy tuesday to all the exhausted fucked up motherfuckers who celebrate

08.07.2025 10:44 — 👍 320    🔁 53    💬 3    📌 4

Totally normal

29.06.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@mydadisdracula.bsky.social
My Dad is Dracula (and also a champagne cork)

28.06.2025 19:34 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Oh, the struggles of a most photogenic they. 🤭😘💜

25.06.2025 10:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm still cackling about the one of me poking my head up out of the lavender like some wild ass pokemon 🤣🤣🤣💜

16.06.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You're too precious for this world, @sebalicious.bsky.social ✨️💜✨️

15.06.2025 22:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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@mx-tofu.bsky.social is just worlds coolest human

08.06.2025 15:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

😏😘

08.06.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's the Uncle shirt for sure 🤭

08.06.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥰😘

04.06.2025 11:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything in the photo is delicious. Especially @sebalicious.bsky.social 😉😍

04.06.2025 10:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does it kill you?

18.05.2025 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What if we kissed beside the Dominos sugar factory sign lighting the night sky on fire?
🥺👉👈

07.05.2025 11:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I miss this view 😭! Work harder at not being sick so I can come enjoy this view with you again!

28.04.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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happy tuesday to all the brilliant motherfuckers who celebrate

15.04.2025 14:58 — 👍 43    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0
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Grateful for a weekend that served as some much needed reprieve from everything terrible, shared with cherished friends, and my absolute favorite person, @sebalicious.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

15.04.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@sebalicious.bsky.social I love yoooooou, you hot betch 😘

13.04.2025 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A queer person, laying sideways on a chair, with their legs over on arm and leaning back on the other arm, looking off in the distance, surrounded by a nighttime bar lounge setting

A queer person, laying sideways on a chair, with their legs over on arm and leaning back on the other arm, looking off in the distance, surrounded by a nighttime bar lounge setting

Tell me you're bisexual without telling me you're bisexual @sebalicious.bsky.social

13.04.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some of my most favorite views 🤩

11.04.2025 11:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like #1 Grandpapi would hit different on them truck nuts

09.04.2025 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is such a great shot! These have been so fun to watch with you 😍

30.03.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I challenge you all to get loved. Just get absolutely fucking cherished in these trying times. You deserve it. We all do. 💜

24.03.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

🥷📸🤭😘
This was SO much fun!

16.03.2025 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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