Mx.Tofu

SNOW DAY with @sebalicious.bsky.social 💖❄️

A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”

Man I love playing Hades

🤭

No. Eat it.

So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning

After Maui's fires, native Hawaiian families face a new threat: foreclosure “Often, the people who have been on the land the longest are the first to get displaced.”

“Often, the people who have been on the land the longest are the first to get displaced.”

After Maui’s fires, native Hawaiian families face a new threat: foreclosure.

Cheers to my favorite flirt @sebalicious.bsky.social 🫦🤭🥂💖

A photo of Ozzy Osbourne saying "I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you."

happy tuesday to all the exhausted fucked up motherfuckers who celebrate

Totally normal

@mydadisdracula.bsky.social
My Dad is Dracula (and also a champagne cork)

Oh, the struggles of a most photogenic they. 🤭😘💜

I'm still cackling about the one of me poking my head up out of the lavender like some wild ass pokemon 🤣🤣🤣💜

You're too precious for this world, @sebalicious.bsky.social ✨️💜✨️

@mx-tofu.bsky.social is just worlds coolest human

😏😘

It's the Uncle shirt for sure 🤭

🥰😘

Everything in the photo is delicious. Especially @sebalicious.bsky.social 😉😍

Does it kill you?

What if we kissed beside the Dominos sugar factory sign lighting the night sky on fire?
🥺👉👈

I miss this view 😭! Work harder at not being sick so I can come enjoy this view with you again!

happy tuesday to all the brilliant motherfuckers who celebrate

Grateful for a weekend that served as some much needed reprieve from everything terrible, shared with cherished friends, and my absolute favorite person, @sebalicious.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

@sebalicious.bsky.social I love yoooooou, you hot betch 😘

A queer person, laying sideways on a chair, with their legs over on arm and leaning back on the other arm, looking off in the distance, surrounded by a nighttime bar lounge setting

Tell me you're bisexual without telling me you're bisexual @sebalicious.bsky.social

Some of my most favorite views 🤩

I feel like #1 Grandpapi would hit different on them truck nuts

This is such a great shot! These have been so fun to watch with you 😍