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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Clinton Park has fallen and is now occupied by our city's most terrifying faction, the youth ultimate frisbee league. Pray for us. 🙏🏼

Update as of a couple days ago: if you're a member at Kaiser the shot is free, but they are making people fill out a form with a yes/no on whether they qualify under current FDA guidelines (64+ or with a preexisting condition)

SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

As soon as I saw this I was like "steeeeeede nooooooooooo!"

Lol

Important kraken news 🦑

a man in a black tank top and black shorts is waving his hand in the air Alt: a man in a black tank top and black shorts figure skating

Skating wins today: Edges and waltz eights are improving, and I've started experimenting with the loop jump! ⛸️

Pro tip: most salmon you get at the store or whatever is Atlantic salmon. The best stuff on earth is smoked Yukon river king.

My relatives would probably say so if they were here but they're not

I’m going to stop doomscrolling tonight & go to bed, but want to say how grateful I am for this community that we nurture everyday. Maybe, to spread something good, we could share our ofmd playlists? My music knowledge is deep but runs from the 40s-90s 🫣 I’ve discovered so many songs/artists from

The Brokenhearted Captains Edward

My S2 playlist from back before there was a S2: open.spotify.com/playlist/2Cq...

As a heads up their scheduling system is still saying they're following cdc guidelines, hopefully that's updated soon.

Heads up west coast 💉

A drawing of Kathy from the comic strip Kathy (a white woman with brown hair and droopy eyes) dressed in a gown with puffy sleeves standing next to Heathcliff the orange cat from the comic strip Heathcliff. Heathcliff is wearing a black waistcoat. They’re standing against a foggy background with trees and red outlined letters say Wuthering Heights, an homage to the poster for the new Emerald Fennel film adaptation of the 19th century novel. Smaller black text above has the author’s name, Charlotte Brontë.

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

If I can ask, where did you hear about Kaiser offering it free to members? I have been looking for that info but hadn't seen it yet.

a woman in a purple dress is crying while holding her ice skates . Alt: Gif of tonya harding in a purple figure skating dress pointing at her skate and crying

Sometimes I dislike listening to my body. Like what do you mean you'd rather deal with being achy and fatigued than go to skating practice you traitor

happy two years 🥹❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️

Lollllllllll her face

Lara continuing to have the most iconic choices in skating music ⛸️

JACK
HE DESTROYED HIS BOX
YES
YES!
JACK IS OUT.

werner herzog voice: the milkshake, though blissfully unaware of its unusual magnetism, is nevertheless forever cursed to bring the boys to the yard, for this is the design of an unforgiving god

Dude's skin is prudently trying to make a break for it

Stede Bonnet, noted clothes horse

Jeffery Fettering, whose horse has an unfortunate bowel disorder

Clothes Diarrhea
🤝
Horse

A person stands facing a mosaic depicting a rat next to a sacred heart, with the words "hot rat summer" at the bottom

In St. Rat's name we pray 🙏🏼

Does he like butter tarts?

Picture of a wrist with two bracelets on it, one is stone and the other says "baby baby baby"

Didn't even realize it was the second anniversary, just put this on this morning because it felt like the thing to do today 🏴‍☠️

first teaser trailer- august 30, 2023

stede throws the bottle, the baby baby baby hits and the rest is history

absolutely nothing compares to the chaos that this created, one of the best days in fandom history

Rough doodle of a squirrel looking upward with arms outstretched to the sky

happy friday

Vibes tonight are immaculate