natasha 🏴‍☠️

Left hand panel: famous quote and picture of John Waters in front of his massive library, caption: "We need to make books cool again. If you go home with someone, and they don't have books, DON'T FUCK THEM." Top right panel: freshly awoken from his coma, Stede Bonnet shows Blackbeard his extensive ship library. Bottom right panel: Ed and Stede making out right before they finally get naked and fill each other's holes. It is unreal how many versions I made of this one but this is the best I think?

well i’ll be

babe i don’t even use biometrics on my iphone

as admin i am very proud of you

yesssss

i have a very long day tomorrow, so of course i’m going to bed at midnight because i’m nothing if not a self saboteur

nods along in mexican punk

The Jungle by Cuban Wilfredo Lam 1943. He was born near a sugar plantation and his mother Ana Serafina Castilla was of Congolese ancestry, the daughter of former slaves.

i saw that cardi b was in sf and i was like lololol she got knocked over by a robot and still has to drive an hour to the super bowl. this probably wouldn’t have happened if she stayed in san jose.

it’s the little things.

i remember my mom was living in santa clara where they were voting on that stadium and then she moved back to san jose before she had to pay for that shit

i have no problem with the stadium but i have a big problem with continuing to call them a sf team 😒

a relevant thread for ofmd folks

i love this show so damn much but oof, it’s like another world

is this amy’s introduction? love her but ugggggh

Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

never getting over my san jose napoleon complex

bad bunny lost me when he shouted out “san francisco!” despite being in the suburb of an entirely different and larger city, but he brought me to tears when he named every country in the americas so i guess we’re cool, viva la raza

the only reason i know about this doc is because i was home and kept hearing their cover of “folsom prison blues” on the radio, and it really deserves so much more hype outside of chicanx/latine communities

YouTube video by Netflix Latinoamérica Los Tigres del Norte en la prisión de Folsom | Tráiler

the last time the super bowl was in *not san francisco* local legends los tigres del norte were part of the pregame show. there’s a great doc on netflix of them playing folsom prison on the 50th anniversary of johnny cash playing there and i highly recommend it. it’s so much more than a music doc.

Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny

me, every time someone talks about the super bowl being in “san francisco”

there’s still time to back out, right? the club will be there on other single-friendly days

as a fellow cary grant connoisseur i’m going to assume this was a horny homage to mr. lucky.

do you mean they’ll let you go at the start of summer and bring you back in the fall? and what even is the point of that, other than to sow instability and fear? i’m so sorry you’re having to deal with this again.

i really miss smoking because holy hell i deserved a cigarette when i left work today

anyway the reason the adult has to be the one that draws the boundary is that the kid can’t do it if they don’t believe they’re still a kid. at 16 we are SO desperate to be treated like an adult and we want to believe that’s what we are. we will crash through any boundary that’s not steel-reinforced

why do men need to fuck a woman before deciding she's worth treating like another man

i don’t understand what the fuck we’re doing anymore, kayla. god help the next generation of kids we are so clearly failing

had someone high up in leadership suggest that instead of having graduate assistants we could grade papers with chap gpt and y’all, i don’t know what we’re supposed to do when the threat is coming from inside the house

10000/10

i am so full, in belly and in spirit