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At some point Slack’s “here’s how you use our tool” docs suggested forgoing greetings altogether and I just couldn’t get on board.

Wow, no kidding. I’ve lived here for decades and this is confusing. Think of the non-English speaker tourists 🙃

Quaking in my boots

Disneyland has Nightmare Before Christmas decor from Oct 1 to Dec 31, just sayin

Hello darkness my old friend
Can you just chill, it’s 3pm

Have they invested in commercial real estate? That and petty control issues seem to be the main reason for any of these dweebs.

We broke down recently and started to pay for Kagi 🙃

I “love” that my rep seems to think his job is abstaining from voting on things. Like, voting on stuff is the whole point, my dude. If you can’t do it, step aside for some with more backbone than a wet noodle.

That’s gotta be the most relatable David Cameron has ever been

Truly wild anyone thought “I’m going to step back from public roles but keep teaching” was somehow workable

I am convinced most of our problems originate from people who insist the city should be like a suburb.

Just wow.

You’d never believe it was sunny earlier this week with the way I’ve been whinging about it

I love this for him.

It’s funny how accusations of inexperience never seem to come up when the candidate is a dude

I, for one, welcome our new Hypnochicken overlord

Weiner forever has my enmity for banning nudity in the Castro. abc7chicago.com/archive/8893...

The shorthand response to any news we share with each other about Harrell is “this fucking guy.”

Weird choice, given he was a safe bet for re-election until the primary.

Wow, a progressive mayor in Seattle. I mean, I could have done without the 8 day wait for the results but fuck it, I’ll take it. I hope she goes hard af after what happened to McGinn.

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.

Negotiating my own insurance is not a perk, that’s a threat.

I feel this and yet I’m regularly one of the procrastinating weirdos.

They’re the fancy kind of caterpillar apparently

This was year two of caterpillars denuding my entire gooseberry plant in a matter of 2-3 days. Impressive, but also, c’mon! Doing neem oil soaks early next year to make the leaves taste bad.

Full on Aeon Flux

I know nothing about being a barista and I still think this

Wilson just barely squeaking by a guy whose niece left his staff because it was such a toxic boys club is really something.

Gorgeous, it’s giving Revolutionary Girl Utena in the best possible way 💕