Gemma Clark 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Satire outlet but you just never know 🤪

Yeah and the pressure to rush back and the amount of work required to leave for a supply teacher who is a qualified professional and most people just want to do their own thing anyway. It’s deeply toxic

Reminds me, need to check I can still get my Covid jab at Tesco. Just paying for that too. It’s nearly £100. Part of me grudges it. Part of me thinks it’s worth it. I now I’m very lucky as £100 cost makes it totally inaccessible to so many people

I’ve somehow managed to dodge it so far. Had a vaccine booked in Tesco but they cancelled because they ran out 🙄 Managed to get an appointment at a local pharmacy for today

Scottish Government holds resilience meeting as flu cases rise by quarter FLU cases in Scotland have increased by a quarter in a week, with the Scottish Government holding a resilience meeting to discuss the rising number…

I don’t know why the vaccine is offered in schools but not to staff. Teachers are getting floored by this strain and missing work for weeks which means paying for supply. Would be cheaper to have just vaccinated us too www.thenational.scot/news/2569170...

“US to introduce fast-track tourist visas for those with five years of public Donald Trump sycophancy”

News Thump #satire

Absolutely! There's no guarantee that you wouldn't be instantly deported or worse. I wouldn't travel to any country where people just 'disappear'.

Neil Mackay: Should the Tartan Army boycott the World Cup in Trump’s America? Do events in America outweigh the desire of fans to watch Scotland play? Writer at Large Neil Mackay says he won’t go to the USA as long as Donald…

Should football fans boycott the World Cup in Trump’s America?

I won’t step foot in the United States again until Trump is gone. I won’t support his regime or prop up the American economy.

Football fans need to examine their conscience

My @heraldscotland.bsky.social column

Agree 👍 honestly don’t care how much adult content she makes with other consenting adults.

Jumper with Xmas lights that reads ‘probably just gonna jingle some of the way, I’m tired’

Festive attire was required for school. I did not miss the memo 🫡

Bonnie Blue endorses Nigel Farage as she claims there are ‘too many people in the UK’ The adult content creator, real name Tia Billinger, said she is ‘not knowledgeable about politics’, but backed Reform UK’s policies on tax and immigration

Reform are very welcome to Bonnie Blue 👍 Farage is even more fond of fucking everyone over, she’s in good company www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Trans people have been sounding the alarm for a long time. People shouldn’t wait until something affects them before they care though.

Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.

Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.

He continues to be a national embarrassment.

"And, if the document is too long or vague for them, let me summarise it in terms that are clear and concise: the current US government believes that its national security is best served by the destruction of liberal democracy in Europe."

Who doesn’t like a wee kiss under the missile toad? 💋💣🐸

Don’t know why we can’t just geo-block the World Smallest Man’s fascist app.

Nick Fuentes being a 27 year old virgin doesn’t surprise me at all. Men who hate women are men who have failed at the game of capitalist patriarchy and want to punish people with less power than them (I know the whole concept of virginity is misogynistic bs).

I would like to add listening to Joe Rogan to that list.

I think even conning people into paying to pray is bad enough, but the rest is beyond the pale.

Haha yes! Me as a frog 👇🏻🤣

Absolutely disgraceful that we are seeing kids die from measles again.

Tattoos and ‘unnatural’ hair colour is like repellant and I love it 🥰

LOL at the Daily Fail Dude telling women what men don’t find attractive. I can assure you I didn’t get my green and pink Wicked themed nails for men 💅🏻Surprised he didn’t get on to tattoos, I do enjoy how much my tattoos anger a certain type 💉🫟

I did think pay to pray app was a grift but didn’t realise quite how appalling it is. A conduit for fascism and removal of women’s rights. When the music career dries up, grift for the worst men on earth eh Gwen?

Just want others in the trans community to know that stuff like this is only possible because of the extreme hard work of really good allies most of whom you will never see or hear from. But they are willing to fight for us at immense personal cost, when others back down. This is my cheers to them.

Remember: the EHRC's Interim Guidance, and we understand the draft statutory guidance too, recommended a trans bathroom ban. Two tribunals have now disagreed.

This is hateful and disgusting but I expect no better from this racist who used his platform to target Muslim women. The Nazis also hated disabled people.

Exactly