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He/Him I'm not very good at video games.

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Two young recruits are walking the deck of a ship when one says "it's awfully quiet on deck tonight, isn't it?"

The other replies "they all must be watching the band."

"What? There's no band on board this ship."

"There must be. I'm sure I heard the captain say something about a band on ship."

20.03.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every so often I'll see a thread starting with something like "what's a job that was once respected but is now mostly a joke?"
I'm Sure President of the USA will be on future lists.

12.03.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Completely fair. Especially since my original comment is coming from someone who absolutely will never wind up in a similar situation.

25.02.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would be tempted to send a screen cap to his wife but it's probably a lot safer not to be in the middle of all of that.

25.02.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me last night, with full conviction: "I might add a dong that flops around behind the car, but I will not pander to gooners by adding unnecessary tits. This is a hard line I draw in the sand."

My work this morning:

18.01.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry. It won't be long before she's constantly telling you to sh like the rest of us.

29.12.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was at the Supermarket the other day and for the first time in 38 years on this planet I had a vertically challenged stranger ask for my help getting something from the top shelf.

I feel like my life has had a purpose now.

01.12.2024 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can really tell blue sky has made it past a critical mass because now the bots are starting to swarm.

27.11.2024 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very anti. They might be a few use cases in very specific situations but I've not run into anything it can do better than already existing systems.

That and the fact that the people most invested in it are scammers.

26.11.2024 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit. I have some returns to make.

26.11.2024 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.

Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet.

If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music.

25.11.2024 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You did ask for wrong answers.

25.11.2024 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favourite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.

25.11.2024 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Can we fill in the grave?"

24.11.2024 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it's an assassin when they show that much cheek.

18.11.2024 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure if blue sky took 4 hours to process your post, you were stewing in the thought that long or it took you that long to google impala models.

Cause all I know is that some car was called impala at some point. For me it would have been the google thing.

18.11.2024 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unrelated, but have you considered naming the car Vlad the Impala?

17.11.2024 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they should have a add-on module for steam you have to intentionally open for anything rated 18+.

They could call it Y.
When you want adult content you have to get SteamY

12.11.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or maybe it was a reward because you found the mold before it did more damage.

02.11.2024 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember, every dollar you spend on micro transactions goes towards making video games worse .

25.06.2024 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys I think my account was hacked.

Not recently though. That one was all me.

28.02.2024 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty women doing yoga naked.

28.02.2024 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last upgrade I swapped from Samsung to Nokia to get away from bloatware as much as I could so... Not great.

28.02.2024 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, the yarn seemed like a really good idea at the time

07.12.2023 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are still investing in a single player campaign right? I have 0 interest in their microtransactions hell online.

05.12.2023 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been wondering about that. I assume you can buy a cheap one as well and don't have to spend a fortune on any of the "as seen on YouTube" ones.

27.11.2023 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone that works in security I can tell you there is no such thing as making anything 100% secure.

You can achieve three things.

discourage people from trying

Limit the damage they can do

Make it more likely that they get caught if they do try.

It all comes down to risk vs cost.

27.11.2023 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing an AI would use it's vast array of training data and it's inability to understand humor to enact the multi track drifting meme.

26.11.2023 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If dnd has taught me anything you also need to include a hand crossbow with a poisoned bolt.

19.11.2023 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use it just as much as O did twitter which means I only post if I think I might have something vaguely interesting to someone to say. I have little confidence so I don't say much.

17.11.2023 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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