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Literally everyone: Square Enix, please, PLEASE give us something! ANYTHING to be excited about!

Square Enix:

#StateOfPlay

Most people see Rayman for the Rabbids, or those couple games with the bobbing music and awesome art, or those classic 3D platforms.

I'm grateful new generations can experience MY Rayman: the one that was actively malicious towards you and everything you love.

Any takers on what's not gonna be at the State Of Play?

Got my clown make-up on standby to call once again for a Dino Crisis Remake.

The more news I see, the more convinced I am that the secret to a better world is everyone just letting me run things, because fuck me if the people ACTUALLY running them are gonna do any better.

Oh good. Doubling down on bad.

Not enough people are talking about how funny the statement "Overwatch, formerly Overwatch 2" is.

The fact that a major AAA game just un-sequeled itself because it was so unpopular.

Fucking HOW, though?

This is funny in that it implies the idea of hiring an actor with range instead of hiring an ACTUAL sex criminal, just... legitimately never crossed the director's mind.

When you kill accessibility, you don't get to be surprised when people turn to other means of getting their products.

My decision to never so much as look at 4chan is seeming increasingly smart right now.

I get that. It's really tough to separate an actor from their defining role.

Still, gotta give credit. Outfit's perfect, the hair is perfect, it even has the glasses, and it looks like she put on a fair bit of muscle for the part as well.

So just straight up undoing the only meaningful choice from LiS. Gotta love it.

Not gonna lie, I can honestly see it. Even looks like Sophie has buffed up a bit for the role.

Reposting this for no reason in particular. #strangerthings

Didn't even have to move his glove.

Once all the NDAs are up, I'll be curious to learn more about what were ideas coming from Retro, and what were leftovers from prior development.

We now know that the psychic powers and open world, two of Prime 4's biggest new features, weren't Retro's ideas.

I'm going to fuck your daughter and take her away from you you old broad

It was a bold movie with a lot of interesting ideas and a unique vision for the future of Star Wars, that REALLY shouldn't have been the middle chapter of a trilogy.

Don't suppose anyone's new years resolution for 2025 was to end the year with a boyfriend? Because BOY do I have an offer for you.

Photo of a shorthaired brown tabby cat with a wonderfully round face and golden eyes.

Photo of a beautiful shorthaired cat with a coat that is patches of ginger and brown tabby with white. She has bright green eyes.

Here are a couple of the wonderful cats I photographed at the shelter yesterday - only two days left to donate to my fundraiser for them! Let's see if we can get it up to $8,000! givebutter.com/n5l31M

ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

Screw it, let's do happy thoughts. What are your kids getting for Christmas, and do you have any holiday plans?

Like, Spider-Man makes himself new suits all the time, this isn't a new thing. But there's usually a PURPOSE behind those suits. Why doesn't Miles' new suit have some unique function against the Symbiotes, like the suit Peter made to fight Doctor Octopus?

Design-wise, I think if you just give him a full mask and throw up the hood, the design is already 5 times better.

To me, the bigger sin is the fact that the suit comes from nowhere. He just dips and gets himself a new suit in the middle of basically an alien invasion out of nowhere.

Dude really called a national address just to say "It's all Biden's fault," then waddle away.

My favourite Auston Matthews goal celebrations are after the Leafs have been getting booed and he gets the team back into the game, and he gestures to the crowd to pump them back up.

I simultaneously hate that there's enough of these celebrations for it to be its own genre.

That's not Kingdom Hearts 4.

The fact that they aren't calling it Mega Man 12 tells me that there must be a reason for that.