Timothy Shamey

OMG, I’m so furious!

WT ever-lovin’ F?!

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 4-2 game with my wife tonight. #Wordle

This is an ear after it was bitten. Yes, bitten by Mike Tyson, but c’mon!

Sure looks greazy, though.

I loved The Goodies. Our PBS channel ran it when I was growing up. My favorite episode is “Kung Fu Kapers”

I can’t wait for ‘Traitor Night’ at ‘Felony Field’!

I talk to the crows… ask them how they are & what they’re up to. I also wave to the passing murders & bid them “Goodnight!” when they fly home to roost at night.

I can’t even tell you the last time I went into a Target. Permanent boycott for me.

I’m reposting, because I want the Orange Menace out. He’ll never go peacefully, though, so that’s where the #25thAmendment comes in. However, the #GOPlovesPedophiles, so that’s not happening. My dream is for all Americans to chase him through the street with torches & pitchforks. #TrumpIsUnfit

My first thought is that he should be buried in styrofoam like old school McDonald’s packaging.

If this is not a big enough incentive for all Democrats to get off their collective asses & vote in every damn election they can, I don’t know what is.

“Stop staring at my cloaca!”

How can I like this post multiple times?

My takeaway: 37% of my fellow Americans are mentally ill.

Up is down, in is out, the sky is green & Trump is a lying, traitorous, Nazi, felon, racist, rapist, pedophile, thieving, hypocrite shitbag. #FuckTrump

Well, der! There’s a lot of people that don’t want a pedophile in the Oval Office.

I’m a New Yorker, but I live on the West Coast. I’m elated about Mamdami’s win & am more than a little bummed I wasn’t in NYC when his win was called. Luckily, I was able to vote YES on Prop 50 here in California & was definitely excited that passed.

Keith doing his best DeForest Kelley impersonation.

Smart man. Finally.

3rd time’s a charm?

I say remove the traitor, trial with no chance of appeal, punish swiftly like it’s 1776.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpResign #45thAmendment #GoSuckAnEgg #PedoPresident

There’s so much here to expand upon. I’m from NYC where it’s long been understood that Trump is both a villain & a joke. For whatever reason, people have always had a fascination w/ him. The media fed that & built the myth of his business acumen. The US is getting conned & fleeced by the worst human

I’d like to clarify: Rapist & Pedophile.

When he makes everything about himself, how can he NOT be on the ballot? If things had gone poorly for the Dems, Trump would be crowing about his influence, technically ‘on the ballot’ or not. Instead, Trump’s predictable ‘it’s not my fault’ excuse gets trotted out. Will his rubes ever get it?

Big surprise there.

I didn’t know I needed this ❤️

A ray of hope amid a cesspool of Republican government. Thank you governor!

Easiest ballot EVAH! We did it!

Florida is a good choice… Straight down the coast to their collective future of new subjects of “Florida Man” stories.