R Delexical

Nope nope nope.

Gnight gnight

Headline in the The Irish Times opinion page: "Is Seamus Culleton paying for Ireland’s ‘woke’ visa approach? By Niall O'Dowd

"The evil camp policy of the USA is not to blame it's stupid WOKE Ireland not donning the white hoods at the appropriate time"

By Professional Paddy-Yankman Donor O'Dowd

Windows Millennium Edition was our Woodstock 69: if you remember it were you even there? Did you even wrestle with installing your graphics card?

Vogue Williams faces backlash over calling for internment of Muslims | Newstalk Irish model Vogue Williams has called for the return of internment camps for some Muslims, in lig...

In case you forgot, I never forget.

In Ireland "Yellow Pack" was the Temu of its 1980s and the term is still in pretty regular use to mean the same thing. Maybe Temu will have similar legs.

He has a seppuku kit.

But no means to develop a sense of shame or dishonour.

Your face when you come in late and your mother is all:
"Have you been out jousting again?! I told you not to hang around with those boys, I don't care how good your armor is! Your betrothal is nullified if your face is sullied"

Screenshot of machette-looking nutcher's knife

Need to replace a bread knife and it is going a little like that scene in Pulp Fiction.

"They can all cut bread right?"

I'm going to end up with a machette for the sourdough...

How many ovens must a man convect,

Before you function call a fan

Yes, ’n’ how many beeps must a white goods wail

Before you control the root access?

The answer my friend is bricking in the bin

The answer is bricked oven in the bin

Sad news about the whole atmosphere thing, eh.

The metric system has no unit of measurement for the softness or hardness of butter, or the strength of tea.

Would really like to open my pores with warm steaming shroud of Turin.

Not much time left now.

"And this year's method of sacrifice is...

*squinting at piece of ragged vellum*

... Oh a fun one folks, we're using bees this year! BEES! "

Guardian text reading: 2m ago1 7.04 GMT TRY! Scotland 17-7 Scotland (Arundell, 22) It’s raining tries! Off the line-out it felt inevitable.

Quite the scoreline on the Grauniad Live Blog.

Scotland score to bring it to Scotland 17, Scotland 7

I’m… interested that the US didn’t participate in this announcement

Top Trump official says no US ‘slush fund’ for far right in Europe ‘It’s not America’s decision to govern who’s elected in Europe,’ Sarah Rogers tells POLITICO.

Bit of message management on the ground in Munich from Rogers via Politico calling FT reporting, or formulation of it, a "lie".

Pretty sure I know who I'd credit more.

www.politico.eu/article/msc-...

When they talk about shared "values" they mean the ones they share with the AfD in Germany, the fascists, the racists, the blood-and-soil creeps.

They're already preparing BTW. The important visit from the State Dept this week is not Rubio in Munich.

It is Rogers in Dublin, the US tech outpost, with her Maga money.

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The next time the Europeans will become the subject of American attention is when they roar about regulation of American companies within EU markets, jurisdictions, societies.

Otherwise they've convinced themselves they're "done" with Europe.

So Rubio's speech is piece of paper to commit to the fire, no signals or substance in it at all.

That American token appearance at Munich is intended to keep NATO / EU relationships off the board while the Cuba / Iran games are being played.

There is zero capacity in the WH, NSC, State Dept to actually engage on any level with Europe / Ukraine. A totally hollowed out diplo / admin apparatus.

An awesome Bord na Móna railcar, the heigh of Bog Modernism

If I had a wealthy sugar mama.

The Delexical ’s 2026 Valentine’s Day gift guide (for him)
• Radioisotope power systems
• Graphene bothy
• A disappearing island on Lough Corrib
• Shroud of Turin facial
• Decommissioned Bord na Móna railcar
• 120m wind turbine tower tube converted into slide
• Socks

Rrrrooooooses are rrrrrrreeed
Violets arrrrrre blue
Tony the Tiger
Is dreaming bout you.

A lot of sabre being rattled in service of a some very dumb people's negotiations.

Exclusive: US military preparing for potentially weeks-long Iran operations The U.S. military is preparing for the possibility of sustained, weeks-long operations against Iran if Trump orders an attack, two U.S. officials told Reuters, in what could become a far more serious ...

Exclusive: US military preparing for potentially weeks-long Iran operations | Reuters www.reuters.com/world/middle...

In Munich they would be surfing this.

You should get the new Bluesky "Discard" button in many more places on the site.

We have the cure.