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Nationally Touring Comedian Host of Dystopia Tonight Jurassic Park Enthusiast Failed Recluse Your favorite comedian’s, comedian they’ve never heard of

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Comedian John Poveromo Talks About Hosting a Q&A with the Head and the Heart at The Stone Pony (ASBURY PARK, NJ) -- The Head and the Heart headline a show at The Stone Pony Summer Stage on Thursday, July 31, 2025. The bill also includes sets by Wilderado and Marfa. For fans who purchased the ...

Had a blast pretending I know what I’m talking about while being mentioned alongside The Head And The Heart! Huge thanks to New Jersey Stage for letting me ramble on about how music, comedy, & community all intersect & the ongoing pursuit of emotionally destroying people with heartfelt conversation.

29.07.2025 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be completely honest I have no idea what time because the booker is a fucking knob and doesn’t return phone calls. The actual owner of the club is extremely nice but the guy in charge of everything else is a fucking dick so I’m left wondering when the fuck the showtimes are.

12.06.2025 07:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Zoinks! Getting a jumpstart on promoting some upcoming shows! Joanne and I are looking forward to returning to The DC Comedy Loft this summer August 22nd and 23rd! Purchase tix at the website on the graphic! Come out and support!

05.06.2025 10:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maron didn’t just set the bar for podcasting, he made it matter. He was the blueprint. He exorcised the industry by making it raw, personal, and necessary. Hard not to feel like anyone who picked it up afterward was just stealing the mic, recording into the echo of everything he built.

02.06.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Media outlets are writing thinkpieces about how no one knows how to do publicity anymore because their own platforms shattered the concept. They broke it, then monetized the mess.

We’ve officially entered the ouroboros PR cycle.

01.06.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mike Farrell discusses M*A*S*H and we surprise him with a special guest from the show!
YouTube video by Dystopia Tonight With John Poveromo Mike Farrell discusses M*A*S*H and we surprise him with a special guest from the show!

We lost a true original. Loretta Swit wasn’t just Hot Lips—she was heart, bite, grace, and grit. The first time Mike Farrell appeared on Dystopia Tonight I called her to see if she’d like to come on towards the end to surprise him. We all talked for another 40 min. Pure joy. Rest easy, Major.

30.05.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.05.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Join the NO KINGS protest all around the country on Saturday, June 14. Go to indivisible.org to find the one near you, or start one where we need it.

24.05.2025 07:20 — 👍 93    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 1
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Hungry Hearts and Empty Wallets When the sauce is store-bought the outrage is homemade.

Toms River, I love you, but it’s time to put Olive Garden Mussolini in a home.

24.05.2025 07:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

George’s legacy as Norm on Cheers is etched into television history, but in that hour, I got to see the guy behind the barstool. He was a generous, genuinely kind human being who showed up, had fun, and made us all feel like we were regulars.

Cheers, George - thanks for pulling up a seat.

20.05.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He and his lovely wife Bernadette joined us during hour 18, alongside Colin Mochrie, John Fugelsang, Jeff Michalski, and Madeleine Smithberg—a crew that brought just the right mix of heart, hilarity, and humanity when it was starting to feel like we’d officially entered delirium.

20.05.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I didn’t know George Wendt well outside of the iconic characters he brought to life, but I was lucky enough to share some time with him during last year’s 24-hour MS benefit.

20.05.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Overheard at a #Jersey Diner:

Waitress: (To a 6 year old boy) - Better eat all your vegetables! I bet you thought you left your mom at home huh?

Boy: Actually she left us.

Me:

18.05.2025 10:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Springsteen calling out Trump’s corruption from across the Ocean is classic Jersey. We speak the truth even if it’s off the turnpike, even if it’s in 4/4 time, even if it comes with a price. Because silence costs more and as the Boss says in the song, “Our dreams will not be thwarted.”

17.05.2025 05:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bill Maher: My Dinner With Monsters - Adult Coloring Book — John Poveromo If Bill Maher sharing a dinner with Trump while democracy flatlines in the background wasn't enough to fill your dystopian quota for the year strap in because there's more! Now you can join Bill Mahe...

My New Adult Coloring Book is out! And only 10 bucks!

29.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Congrats, to my Canadian friends!! Color me proud, jealous, and fully ready to hide inside a moose until customs clears me.

29.04.2025 03:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Virginia Giuffre’s voice rattled the foundations of power and her silence now is fucking deafening. Her death isn’t just tragic, it’s a brutal reminder of what trauma doesn’t let go of… even when the world pretends it has.

26.04.2025 01:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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National Average Price for a Gallon of Regular Gas:
January 2025 - $3.08
April 2025 - $3.15

National Average Price for a Dozen Eggs:
January 2025 - $4.95
April 2025 - $6.23

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Practicing my Pompeii pose in case I go out in these fires. Right now I’m between “born-to-run freeze” and “collapsed dramatically clutching a pork roll egg and cheese.”

25.04.2025 06:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#PopeFrancis died less than 24 hours after meeting JD Vance — which, in Catholic lore, basically makes Vance a biblical plague.

21.04.2025 09:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You know those ‘80s movies where the nerdier of two friends gets pulled in by the bullies—then starts telling you “they’re not that bad”?

Yeah. That’s Maher now. And America’s the friend he sold out to feel cool.

12.04.2025 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Unless these guys have their publicists waterboarding you between drafts, there is zero reason to keep writing the same headline about the same hacks saying the same shit. Over. And over. And over.

10.04.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Anti-woke comic” is just code for “Guy yells about pronouns and calls it a special.”

If media outlets had even an ounce of journalistic integrity—or hell, just a working attention span—they’d stop giving oxygen to the same five comedians running tired culture war bits like they’re breaking news.

10.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let me just say this — no one in their right fucking mind is looking to Bill Maher to help heal a severed connection with a family member who voted for a Nazi.

03.04.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta hand it to Wisconsin: beat the billionaire and took his money. Crawford didn’t just win—she made Musk fund it. Now that’s justice.

02.04.2025 05:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha idk that he does but I hope @booker.senate.gov knows there’s an open invitation to come onto next year’s benefit show!! Thank you again for watching!

02.04.2025 05:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m joining John Poveromo on his 24 hour live stream benefit podcast to end MS. I’ll be on at 9:00 A.M. Pacific on Thurs., March 27. My podcast is called NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE. He's tired already.

26.03.2025 05:39 — 👍 37    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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+ comedians @johnpoveromo.bsky.social & @paulapoundstone.bsky.social 🗣️ about their new special The Dystopia Tonight annual 24 Hour live Stream Benefit to End MS

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26.03.2025 06:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

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