Skye the Mechmommy

I’m really sorry my bad, I can get overprotective sometimes. I wasn’t paying attention to who said it, just what was said. I know ya'll are friends.

Ily babe! 🫂💜 i always wish I could do more! I know terrifying they are for you.

🫤

the frog: i can't believe the scorpion refused to negotiate

Trans love is my weapon. Trans joy is my shield. My siblings, I love you beyond measure.

💐🎊👏

I want to be a human mochi. I love being soft and squishy! 🍡

Living with my partner: she hits a keyboard button that plays Jamie Heinemann from MythBusters saying “it’s a big wet hole” at… poignant moments. Madness.

a prehistoric landscape, a meteor streams through the sky, in the foreground a dinosaur looks up and says ‘fuck! i bet the trannies did this.’ and in the background another dinosaur, also looking up, says ‘grrrr pronouns!’.

- the ruling classes -

That would be pretty sick: James Duval as Christ in PVC pants, getting whipped in front of a wall of CRT's playing infomercials. The Apostles doing whip-its behind the Last Supper table. Judas skateboarding into Hell while Slowdive’s Souvlaki Space Station is playing. All the bisexual lighting!

❤️🫂

A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized in original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill looks embarrassed and says "And, like he said, we were smoking pot."

Yeah I love mtg Magnificent trans girls.

I'm thinking of starting a Facebook group for Blåhaj moms. We do wine nights, passive-aggressive stroller races, and sometimes just swaddle our sharks and cry together.👶 🦈

✨️Timeline cleanse 🖤
everyone who sees this post, requote 5 things that make you happy:

•My Babes
•40k
•Rollercoasters
•Dogs
•Modest Mouse

Congrats bb! Ilysm!! ❤️

Good mix:

Amazing how ‘tradition’ gets invoked in a usually positive way. That how things have been done for a long time implies timeless wisdom. Yet ‘tradition’ did not favour women’s agency at all.

don’t forget to leave out a cup of jet fuel and a plate of steel beams for george bush tonight <3

Unfortunately, I hate to ask, but I really need some help

My phone bill is almost due, and my transit card is digital, so AFAIK I can't get to work if my bill goes unpaid

I'm also waiting on food money

If you can help or share, I'll love you forever 🫂

Cashapp: $hazefoxy
Venmo: @EvieFairchild

All this ‘Autistic people don’t fuck or date’ shit is wild. Every Autistic queer person I know fucks more than every neurotypical cis person I know. The real issue they have with us? The kind of sex and relationships we have. Who even cares who rubs bits together?

theres no better place in this world than my bed

To the chickenshit who yelled the F-slur at me and sped away while I was at the gas pump! Never brave enough to say it to my face!

Larry Clark's Grown Ups

David Lynch’s Jerry Maguire