Mal

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I’m on Google Meet for a job interview and it’s been fifteen minutes and they aren’t answering.

This movie theatre has played two creepy police recruitment ads before Sinners.

The only other adult male I can think of in the book is Carrie’s dad, but if they showed him it would probably only be a flashback and they’d probably get someone less well known for that.

I’m guessing he’s the principal.

I don’t think he is as marketable and famous as he thinks he is.

FINALLY SEEING SINNERS 🗣️

What’s the opposite of hypochondria? Like, “yeah I’ve been in pain for years now but I’m sure it’s nothing.”

weeks… was not the word I was going to Google.

Nooo 💔 He was AMAZING in Romulus, I hope he blows up.

If my unemployment doesn’t hit tomorrow I’m going to crash out.

My nail that grows weird and always breaks is the longest it’s been in at least a year. I am praying for strength in these trying times.

I can’t not see him as the dad from Mamma Mia.

Look, all I know is that if Joe Biden had clearly fallen asleep at the state funeral for a pope, it would have dominated media coverage for days and been covered by political media as a scandal detrimental to the reputation of our country.

It’s joever.

Someone pls hire me so I can see this movie while it’s still in theatres 💔

I started feeling my knee pain coming back (it’s been fine for at least half a year) and I thought it was just in my head because one of the characters has leg pain, but no. Knee pain is back in full force. I’m still blaming the fanfiction.

Applying to jobs in 2025 feels like a form of self harm.

Getting an oil change isn’t that exciting but I’m trying to romanticize the mundane.

Bisexual week starts NOW.
Tuesday: Pride and Prejudice re-release, Andor.
Wednesday: OIL CHANGE 🔥🗣️
Thursday: Revenge of the Sith re-release.
Friday: SKELETA 🔥🗣️

It’s been, like, four years! I’m tired of it!!!

I’m going to AMC twice this week which I just realized means I have to sit through that god damn Nicole Kidman video twice.

Season’s greetings.

Let me into the Criterion closet and I’m leaving with five copies of An American Werewolf in London.

Fuck JK Rowling 🗣️

I feel similarly about Chewbacca and K2-SO in Star Wars fics. I’m picturing their canon appearances no matter what.

I’ve started reading Arcane fanfiction and I simply refuse to picture Heimerdinger as a human. I don’t care if it’s a modern AU with zero whimsy, he is staying that little fuzzball in my mind.

You do not have any rights if the government has the ability to send you to prison forever without a trial and there’s literally nothing you can do about it.

This is as fundamentally opposed as possible to what society should look like.

It is your duty as a citizen to oppose this government.

That “old Marvel feeling” was for smaller scale movies with small casts and tight plots. I don’t believe another bloated overly ambitious Avengers movie is going to give us that.

YeS YES YESfjskdbnc

There’s a non-zero chance this is a Scientology recruitment tactic.