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If you have to split the screen, it’s most likely a bad minigame

New Mario Party minigames suck: they’re either 2 minute gauntlets made for people who play too much or the most infantcore sensory puzzle

A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking “It’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways

once again schulz paves the way

Ya that one’s going in the pile of other quests to do right before the final one

If someone said “dubious” to me, I’d think they were some NPC Questgiver

Had non-toothpaste flavored toothpaste for the first time and that shit made me gag

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

I ain’t debating a Hassan fan, those guys study an armchair politician master debate himself for 8 hours straight, I only last 2 minutes when I master debate 💦

Every top review for every movie is like the same 3 jokes, ain’t nothing social about that

Tony Soprano sitting on the couch eating ice cream next to his wife, Carmela, as they both watch a TV that is off screen

How I'm tryna be

Here’s some of the backer rewards for my current #Comic #Kickstarter for Monuments to the Moon Gods issue 2!

Not only can you get physical AND digital copies of the comic, you can also get #art #commissions AND a comic panel cameo in issue 3!

Link 🔗—> www.kickstarter.com/projects/mjg...

lil bro hates the feeling of togetherness and found family

very interpretive, knew instantly it was water when you added the King of Red Lions lol

Don’t trust the little fella 🐛 they always got big motives

What are shrimp even doing down there? I’m on to yous 🦐🦐🦐

I think there’s an old sailors superstition that for every piercing you have, you get 10 years bad luck, so you got like another 60 years of this shit buddy

The semester abroad was at a local Home Depot and some late-40s guy with a Boston Celtics jersey (XL) stopped me to tell me about his son's Pinewood Derby project and to open a Wells Fargo account

a cartoon character named tom is standing in front of a door ALT: a cartoon character named tom is standing in front of a door

I've been exposed!!

Smoking lounges that offer free refills on cigarettes 🚬🤤

Born to doodle ✍️
Forced to twitch.tv/strxxbi Dragon Age: Origins (PART 05) 😔

Red Sox are out of the playoffs, so I can stop pretending to like baseball and go back to watching funny cartoons like Tom & Jerry and Hazbin Hotel

Stocks are still good tho 📈

I Kickstart random porn visual novels and get a pleasant email with a Steam Key a few years later

Me in 2002 watching SpongeBob: that’s so stupid, love isn’t a real ingredient for krabby patties

Me now, seeing people produce the worst content slop engineered to nickel and dime you: holy shit, SpongeRobert was right 🧽

Read this with very “eerrrm that just happened 🤓” energy, but hope you’re ok/were only robbed of a few measly bucks

Pokemon Stadium ad Gamefreak Nintendo 64 2000

Pokemon Stadium ad (2000)

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

Lil bro needs to learn the shortcuts on Google Sheets

A canvas painting of a geometric cube with different shades on the visible sides to show light. The cube is red

The painting “Flower Cube” by Mona Edulesco. An abstract painting using palette knife strokes to create lines and solid forms that resemble a vase full of flowers

“Moonshine Magic” by Mona Edulesco. Impressionist painting using a palette knife to create a lakeside view of the moon reflecting on the water

Not sure what program you’re using but you might enjoy experiment with colored lines or changing the color of the surfaces to simulate light. You should also look at palette knife paintings, they use a lot of mass with solid colors (it’s my favorite way of painting)

“Blood is thicker than water” mfs when you mention the 1 family member who was slightly annoying at a Christmas party one time 12 years ago: oh you talk to him still? 😒