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Probably the only thing I hate that Steam does but I keep getting reminded how annoying it is every time I click a game link and the app forces itself to take over my phone

Steam be like:

Please use the mobile app 🥺 no need to remember passwords

Please use the mobile app 😭 its a lot safer than without it

Please use the mobile app 😡 we won’t let you do trades without it

Uh oh, we signed you out for no reason 🤗 can you sign in again? Hope you remember your password

hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

Welcome to my twisted mind

No way

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The Mario Galaxy Movie is either gonna have the most beautiful rendition of Gusty Garden Galaxy or the most out of place use of Rocketman by Elton John

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Funi Raccoon Game coming out March 13th 2026. Im so happy for her

You just want to be him so bad

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Why does everyone in Deadlock need a ball or gun? Why can't some of them just be lil guys on the battlefield

Deals that will make you shit

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

I think I have to say allegedly somewhere in there so uuuuh put it where ever you want I guess

[*allegedly]

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So good, people can't stop whining and bitching about it

Politicians coming to testify the most nothing testimony about the Epstein files just to say “ummm, wasn't there” and then going back to their pedophile playhouse (they moved it)

Why the fuck are we putting peoples names in the subject line of emails at work?! Y’all asking if I remember what you sent like it doesn’t look like a collaborative track featuring 20 artists

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oh no! my frogs!!

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

there goes my 6 year Nitro streak 😒 not gonna trust a gaming website with my drivers license, especially when it had a data breach literally months ago lol

ive re-launched my online store alongside my game, please check it out if you like keychains, stickers, and mini prints!!!

imkrisyim.bigcartel.com

well did you do it?

hotpoppah's review of Okage: Shadow King | Backloggd You go into it because it looks like a quirked up JRPG with goofy characters and an artistic style reminiscent of Tim Burton without him actually being attached to it.<br><br>You get hooked by the bui...

First one of the big 2026!

Okage is good stupid, and it will charm you with it's dumb characters. But, that ending though!! They fucked it!!

bckl.gg/rcLb

Get hyped! The AOKAKI Demo is ALMOST here‼️
We'll announce the date in the next few days.

Meet a bunch of new faces: friends AND foes! 🦗

3 bosses, 2 fully-fledged levels 👺
+ 5 other areas to explore..! 👀

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someone put grubs in your pizza and called them onions