Emily Bludworth de Barrios

Ordering!

I don’t know if British people realize how controversial their dish washing methods are

As a poet — I mean, as someone who “makes content” that nobody wants ….

Hera: We’re alients

Me: What?

Hera: We’re alients to alients

Me: Where’d you get that idea from?

Hera: From my mind

I’m in awe of my grandmother’s taste!

Me to my kids: Can you go ask an adult what time we’re gonna board?

Hera: 😒 I’m sure it’s gonna be next semester

My kids have been watching Darkwing Duck lately & Hera suggested that if a criminal were to attack them I would defend them, announcing to the attackers: “Let’s get dangerous”

Walking through the airport, one grown-up, three children

Hera: “Mommy, we are a herd of sheeps! And the farm barn is the plane.”

WWJD if somebody next to him on a plane was watching a movie on their phone with no headphones 🙏

You shook your hand, you made it blur
The picture looks like a ghost of her

I used to think I was stand-offish bc I was shy but now I think it’s bc I have bad manners

Crickets and frogs singing out there in the dark
While the world is still young

This calendar 😌✌️

My hot take is that pizza is not a main course or a meal unto itself. It is just bread!

The Muses have installed an AI pop up dialogue box chat box that you can’t opt out of 😩

Hera: Mommy, you’re fast! You’re fast as a turtle. But a speed one.

my poetry salary is next!

Professional art supply stores. I adore them. And surprisingly they’re always filled with customers. More customers than people I know making visual art, which is almost none.

And such a small audience! We are selling something almost nobody wants 🙏

There are some living writers — “voices of their generation” — who I’ve never read — whose books seem so so so so so boring — that I know I never will

True Blood social commentary with regard to video surveillance & phones (2011)

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Emily Brontë for the 21st century 🙏

Whenever I leave the gym I feel like — a Clydesdale —

Ok but was the last Sally Rooney book good? Did people enjoy it?

Román: What’s that cooking smell

Me: Sweet potato carrot ginger soup….. It’s what pirates eat

Román: is that true? For real life? Pirates eat… sweet potato carrot ginger soup?

Me: yes

Román: I’m not a pirate

Me: Oh, no, I can’t go, I have to stay here this afternoon because…

Joaquín: Your book? Poetry?

Me: …the plumber’s coming

Voices floating down from the second floor…

“Brother! What year are we in?”

“The cowboy times”

Plural Data

Poetry was invented by Dunder Mifflin to sell paper