Me: God people are so Tribalistic, what a silly instinct
Also me: I hope a plane carrying the Dallas Cowboys crashes directly into a field containing the entire Philadelphia Eagles organization
@samlibutti.bsky.social
Stand up comedian. Writer for The Hard Times & Hard Drive (sometimes I post old headline ideas I had that never came to fruition) Host of Legitimate Goblin Discussion podcast
Me: God people are so Tribalistic, what a silly instinct
Also me: I hope a plane carrying the Dallas Cowboys crashes directly into a field containing the entire Philadelphia Eagles organization
Too long to post as text here but too important to not post at all #thanksgiving #fallseason #christmasdecorations
21.11.2025 10:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw #HIM & if they want to realistically show how someone like Patrick Mahomes gets his power the twist at the end should be that itβs a cult of biased referees
20.09.2025 23:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm trying to figure out how I can make a meme of the rizzler posted up with the sniper just waddling away at an immense pace outrunning the fbi
11.09.2025 01:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd like to welcome you all to the 10th annual meeting of the Pedophile Defeaters Squad, as you know we have just elected our new leader
Pedophile βhas sex with childrenβ Rapeington
ββTim Robinson is the angel on your shoulder telling you the jack off, Connor OβMalley is the devil on your other shoulder telling you to jack on in an entirely different more devious way
06.08.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fitting tribute π«‘. #hulkhogan #kidrock
29.07.2025 16:59 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0#HulkHogan Dies Doing What He Loved, Over Shadowing Other More Talented People
29.07.2025 05:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had to make this really quick using some horrible iPhone photoshop app because every time I saw this picture of the couple it looked like they were appearing to the wicked witch in her orb #coldplay #coldplaycouple #andybyron #astronomer #astronomerceo #chrismartin #colplaymeme #coldplaymemes
19.07.2025 08:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks like a Tim Robinson character who is dying but can't afford to go to the doctor because he keeps spending his money on newer more elaborate fedoras
14.06.2025 12:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pick 6 in the Super Bowl from a white cornerback has gotta sting extra hard. Refs about to call illegal use of whiteness and bring it back #SuperBowl
10.02.2025 00:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Taylor is going to leave the game in Cooper Dejeanβs Jeep Wrangler
10.02.2025 00:52 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l-q...
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/07/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/...
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/s...
Funny how this keeps happening by *accident*
How many βcoincidencesβ can happen before we acknowledge maybe itβs not a coincidence?
I wonder if the LA wildfires started from Lavar Ball rubbing his hands together thinking off all the money theyβll make off of LiAngeloβs song #Tweaker
09.01.2025 03:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if he tried to blame it on Waluigi Mangione
10.12.2024 06:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I been pondering John travolta saying Adele dazeem
09.12.2024 06:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cut My Life Into All Kinds Of Cute Little Shapes With These Cookie Cutters, Asks Chill Wisened Papa Roach
23.11.2024 00:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if they write little notes to each other and have their friends pass them back and forth
23.11.2024 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SEVERANCE
22.11.2024 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs almost Christmas time, so time to dust this one off. thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...
22.11.2024 04:16 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Teen Stoked To Start Band With Other Kids Who Also Have Stage Fright and Canβt Play Any Instruments
21.11.2024 23:08 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smug Man Asks Poser Lou Bega Fan To Name 5 Of His Mambos
21.11.2024 22:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one has more faith in technology than a 60 year old woman yelling βSIRI WHERE IS MY SONβ into her iPhone
21.11.2024 22:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! Man forgets to gender swap karaoke song lyrics and now heβs legally gay
21.11.2024 03:35 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0D&D Campaign Enters 3rd Year Of Scheduling Conflicts, No Games Played.
21.11.2024 03:34 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Shout out to my Lyft driver for telling me I look fatter than the old picture I have on the app
21.11.2024 03:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shocking reveal about #ToryLanez on Legitimate Goblin Discussion podcast with Noah Edge. Episode is available now wherever you get your podcasts!
21.11.2024 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry I couldnβt pick up the phone, I was busy being radicalized by the r/aliens subreddit
20.11.2024 22:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spotify link just in case thatβs more your thing open.spotify.com/show/76fhOrs...
20.11.2024 22:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0