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@crimecheese.bsky.social

Liberal arts grad crashing out and learning to be human

290 Followers  |  170 Following  |  160 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  2.21

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I used to know someone who made a drink with those ingredients, as well as apple cider vinegar, turmeric, and jalapeΓ±o. She called it β€˜the elixir.’

03.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was a great episode!!

03.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone HAS to make a video game about this

03.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He strikes again

30.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll see what I can do

26.09.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if cows need a cowshed for their cow tools

26.09.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the ashes of the gender wars we can begin the Judith Butlerian Jihad

25.09.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have it saved in my camera roll πŸ₯°

25.09.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Roko’s basilisk is Pascal’s wager for people who get religiously high before watching Rick and Morty

25.09.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuuuucccckk…… οΏΌπŸ˜”πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜”

25.09.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Megalopolis is chock full of this kind of shit, but no one mentions it because there are a hundred weirder things happening every minute in the movie

25.09.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great novel idea that, to my knowledge, no one has written yet

22.09.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Insane deep cut here

22.09.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting hit by a tram and being instantly isekai'd to a wondrous
fantasy world called the hospital

21.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 804    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Gen Alpha stuns in fluent 2014 Tumblr

22.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

20.09.2023 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reads like a wrong answer on the LSAT

21.09.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skill issue

20.09.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely funny civil disobedience is the way, I think

19.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was one of the wildest things I’ve ever read, truly stranger and more fantastical than fiction

19.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

18.09.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12217    πŸ” 1329    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 147

You joke but Whole Foods literally has this

16.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the trans pride flag

the trans pride flag

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

14.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 26111    πŸ” 8909    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 56

Guy who has wildly misunderstood Judith Butler: if gender is performance, and I’m a performative ally, then is my gender ally? πŸ€”

14.09.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be.

Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.

13.09.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7645    πŸ” 1879    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 34

REAL

12.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People say Boston is a white city because they don’t know Boston is a city in a majority minority metro where the Taiwanese American mayor succeeds in part because she campaigns in Haitian KreyΓ²l

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how can zohran expect to be able to lead if he's never even flown on epsteins plane

09.09.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait seriously??? No way

08.09.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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