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@crimecheese.bsky.social

Liberal arts grad crashing out and learning to be human

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The gyre pretty much stopped widening πŸ˜”

11.02.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats love messaging more than anything and yet can’t message: example #1,000,000

07.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun and hard to believe fact: he and Ken Jennings were roommates

06.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

toil is not optional for a craftsman!!!!!!!!!

04.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I was shocked how many lessons it had for me. Most of all I was humbled by its profound take-down of mind-body dualism

30.01.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention that a person who prioritizes wealth above everything else likely has the virtues of a person who should not be trusted with any power

11.01.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you like Korean cuisine, you’ll probably love watching Culinary Class Wars

09.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Painfully ironic that the Democrats, the party of getting so horny for β€˜messaging’ that they can’t think straight, can’t deliver a message

18.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s goooooo

18.12.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

14.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2262    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 73
A can a of β€œChelmsford” soda from Market Basket next to a glass half full of the soda with ice

A can a of β€œChelmsford” soda from Market Basket next to a glass half full of the soda with ice

Chelmsford from Mass!!

14.12.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is Full Pipe and why was it taken off Steam

07.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Land locked gay bunker

06.12.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone have a plan yet for what we’re going to do with these AI data centers when the bubble pops?

30.11.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should become a sommelier for gravy

29.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I always show off my onion papers and onion tote whenever people come over. It’s fun to have guests try to read the articles out loud without cracking up

28.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography?

me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it

28.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

22.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2946    πŸ” 303    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5
19.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

green ooze has consumed my mushroom home

15.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Real!!!

15.11.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hedonic treadmill etc etc strikes again

15.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

14.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7732    πŸ” 1939    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 50

This looks great! ily, thinky games!

11.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Critique of Pure Reason has a tech tree. Everything by Virginia Woolf has fog of war. Infinite Jest has both

10.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This shit would blow up especially in Kerbal lol

07.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chanticleer and the Fox - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chantic...

06.11.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings. Look upon my works. Now sign this nda

06.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zohran says you’re trans now

05.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5517    πŸ” 1467    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 90

was extremely funny and sad to see target dropping dei and subsequently losing a ton of foot traffic. Like they really just betrayed their customer base for no reason

05.11.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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