Snouffs

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

If you're wondering just how far right the GOP is in Tarrant County, where Taylor Rehmet just pulled off a stunning upset, here is the type of stuff that the party's (now former) chairman posts on a daily basis with almost zero backlash from others in the party.

Stunning outcome in Texas last night that's got Republicans in a panic:

In a special election for a solidly red Texas state senate district, Democrat Taylor Rehmet beat the Republican by 15 points.

Trump won the district by 17 points

"These brave CBP agents were..." Vance shook his head ruefully "...forced the eat some neighborhood pets to stay alive."

[ungrateful] trump is not sending his best
[enlightened] there was one DHS agent in minnesota too drunk to fuck a child

A Democratic Party that reflected the values of its base would put this into its national platform: "Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans."

"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" like it's a haunted house that gives you $50 if you make it all the way through without screaming

We invaded France and no one will sell us a croissant. It’s very hard on the men.

Walter Cronkite could never!

Hawt

Icy arm day

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

This is a weird way to say "I am deeply ashamed i voted to confirm noem and will resign immediately"

Arms like a battering ram!

This is the worst punishment you can give these guys. Astonishing downfall.

[stares directly into the camera]

I mean you sound like a friendly, decent person who gets exited/passionate about things. Definitely not a little eichman

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

I’m completely fed up with elected Representatives saying shit like, “Republicans will tell you behind closed doors that they don’t agree with what ICE is doing”.

Playtime is over. Professional courtesy no longer exists.

Name them, record them, and make it public.

How many more Americans need to be shot to death before you do anything?

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov we don't want any funds going to ICE for any reason. This isn't about a lack of training, it's about an excess of cruelty and hatred. We need to stop funding these lawless murderers and start prosecuting them.

We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

Do you know how hard it is to get cops to seemingly side with people shot by a bunch of officers

Initial report is that two observers got into a shoving match with eight agents, one observer was wrestled to the ground, and then an ICE agent pulled out a sidearm and shot the man on the ground five times.

“Our greatest metric of success is not just the size of the gross domestic product or highs in the stock market. It is the strength of the American family.”

Oh fuck a recession is DEFINITELY coming.