For the people that mentally adlib '...inappropriately' to 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Ok, dumb commies, the snake obviously doesn't mind a bit of boot leather otherwise it wouldn't have been shaped like a spring now, would it? I'll point you to the divinely inspired words of our forefathers : "Tread on snek papi"

That camera loves that furry mfer

The Hypocritical Left : How collective punishment becomes acceptable when it's against the Aryan master race.

Where's Van Jones when you need a particularly stupid take?

Why the Board of Peace is splintery and has a nail through it.

...or that Muppets on Ice is the national bird of Iceland

He's the type to do infinite harm not by genuine malice but just a breathtakingly bitchy pettiness.

Led by the dynamic Tony Dickpills does a revivified CBS have the chops to take on the Newsmax juggernaut?

You flew too close to the sun!

He just hadn't figured out how to war pay. Now it's an object lesson in what you get if you don't buy his shitty crypto or pay off one of his greasy mutant offspring.

Good old Glenn, the constant weather vane that ever pointing to himself labeled : Me so contrary!

Being a pet, supposedly centrist academic for the right wing is a very good racket.

Weiss-washing.

In the original drafts of 2001: A Space Odyssey, instead of a black monolith the apes surrounded and desecrated a David Brooks effigy.

Rug pulls are out but this crypto themed tangerine throw is hitting all the right buttons this grifting season.

He made Marj, so he's either fallible or has a rather disturbing sense of humour.

Breaking : Multiple fatalities reported in freak accident as a mob of conservative fringe influencers scrambled to climb up on the Cross.

It do be like that and Rs lean right into it with the help of a supine press.

We cross to our panelist Mr Greatbig Hardcock for his thoughts on this statement.

If you've ever had to suffer the incessant droning of those awful things you'll know she isn't out of line.

They're doozers. The sad, anonymous little bastards working tirelessly to maintain the scaffold supporting the lie that the conservative movement is compatible with modern democracy. Occasionally one will get eaten by a fraggle, but the money is pretty good for just talking nonsense.

They grow em like what they do veal.

On our enlightened centrist exiles colony AynRandia in the Seychelles, we, in our vast wisdom pronounce it /vuːvuːˈzɛlə/

The Ethicist | I was party to a deadly car accident where I was clearly in the wrong. Would I be overstepping the bounds of civility to back over any surviving witnesses?

Mate, porridge is the breakfast of champions. Tasty, nutritious, versatile. Were it not against the laws of God, man and nature I would make porridge my wife.

Democrats have a lot to learn from MTG's serious bipartisan credentials.

It's an unenviable position. You are the only party with agency, you are the wife of the town drunk.

Dating for Young Republicans

by R.O.Hypnol

Notes on how to make blatant corruption sound wholesome for the plebs.