Shypixel

$100 says the meeting of the brass is to extract loyalty oaths.

Next time they predict a rapture, I’m just going to grab a bug out bag and move to Nepal.

Leave you all wondering.

A creepy skeleton peeking out from behind an admittedly overgrown bush. It is holding a sign that reads: “Soon” It is inarguably the coolest thing in skeleton shrubbery based signage you have seen all year.

My house rn

I’m just gonna say it: he did it for love.

It’s that simple. Someone he love was being hurt and/or feeling threatened by Kirk, and the hate he preached.

There isn’t any ideology to be sussed out. He was protecting the person he loved.

Also, like how much time between rounds?

My hunch is that my, um, friend is probably in round two, and I’m just trying to decide if there will be enough time to flee between them…

Anyone know if there is way to search, or otherwise find out, like a database or something, if you are on the Kristallnacht list?

And whether you are in round one or round two?

Asking for a friend.

Is that what it did to my brain?

The story of my second rave:

immediately upon passing security, a severely underdressed young woman took a break from sucking her pacifier to ask me if I wanted a jolly rancher. I said yes.

That’s it. That’s the story.

Heh, does it give you wood?

Live edge dining table made out of a white oak slab from Columbia Falls, Montana, a cross beam salvaged from a warehouse in Hamtramck, Michigan with original millwork, also oak, and black metal legs. Made by Shypixel.

Live edge dining table made out of a white oak slab from Columbia Falls, Montana, a cross beam salvaged from a warehouse in Hamtramck, Michigan with original millwork, also oak, and black metal legs. Made by Shypixel.

Live edge dining table made out of a white oak slab from Columbia Falls, Montana, a cross beam salvaged from a warehouse in Hamtramck, Michigan with original millwork, also oak, and black metal legs. Made by Shypixel.

I did crafting.

Happy 7th anniversary, @wonkette.bsky.social

If he defeats the wind, Patton, he defeats windmill cancer.

Where better to find wind?

Remember Glenn Greenwald?

Yeah…

…me neither.

Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended Donald Trump is on the Epstein list.

Musk? Worth a shot…

No war for ego!

That pickle-brained steak salesman thinks he can frighten us.

See you in the streets motherfucker.

🎼From the halls of Mar a Lago
🎵To the streets of Los Angeles
🎵We will fight for Dear Leaders public image
🎵While we beat your unarmed ass

Hoo-rah indeed…

Love is always the answer.

But sometimes Anger is the answer first.

alt-text is king

The cover of Matty Matheson’s cookbook: Soups, Salads, Sandwiches. There is a photo of Matty wearing a Grateful Dead tee, his arms covered in tattoos, as he sits at a table staring into the distance. He is holding a spoon, presumably for the tomato soup that sits before him. There is, for unknown reasons, a large pile of lettuce on the table. Also on the table, some pickle spears, and one of those impossibly large layered sandwiches that Scoob and Shag used to eat. Someone has attached a speech bubble to the cover to make it look like Matty is saying, “Why do people keep asking if Ron Jeremy is my dad?” I am the someone that put the sticker there. Because of how he looks like Ron Jeremy in the photo. Oh, and Matty is the funky cousin from The Bear, in case you know who that is.

Shypixel is guerrilla street artist now.

A kickstarter but for a reward paid to whoever manages to replace the presidential seal at a Trump appearance with one where it’s a chicken instead of an eagle.

#TACO

Steal Some Sweet Sweet Wisdom Honey! A Memorial Day thinker ... of BEEEEEEEES.

Be the biggest ball of bees you can be.

My Memorial Day message to America

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Is that what you keep telling yourself?

Four times you posted this, and your dumb ass can’t spell duly.

“It wasn’t a Quid Pro Quo because they didn’t use Latin.”

- Shorter NYT

Austin Powers had a more sober take on politics than this moron.

Even Dr. Evil didn’t fly around on a gilded plane.

Fuck the ICEtapo

I fully support the fine. You shouldn’t remove a man’s penis and share images of it.

He did remove it though, right?

Two truths and a lie:

My paternal grandfather delivered Jimi Hendrix at Swedish hospital

I am worked with and attended parties at serial killer’s Mercer Island home

I have a strong faith that the American Republic will survive our current administration

I have pretty much reached the point that anything I might post about current events would be wholly inappropriate, if not illegal.

Still trying to love you all, still trying to want you all to be happy.