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AuDHD. Sometimes I write. Can tie own shoelaces 9 times out of 10 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ They/them Alt text: Cover photo: unicorn on hind legs surrounded by stars silhouetted against rainbow Profile picture: drawing of a black and white kitten on shoulder

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Every time I see Limitless on Disney Plus I think it's the Jake McDorman show and am forever disappointed that it's... I don't know what it is, some kinda travel thing with a Hemsworth

10.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
post from tumblr user quietwingsinthesky:

β€œ(pa kent giving The Talk voice) 

See when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born 

[remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright 

[remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls 

[remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.”

post from tumblr user quietwingsinthesky: β€œ(pa kent giving The Talk voice) See when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.”

dyingggg. please can one of my artist friends sketch this as a warm-up

08.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

it's like having a team of phd level experts trapped in your pocket unable to help you as you ask the hallucination machine to make all of your important life decisions

09.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

09.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 40982    πŸ” 5718    πŸ’¬ 1226    πŸ“Œ 482

I see nothing wrong with this image

09.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's a pink pony girl

09.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Handed my neighbour- who is probably all of 20- a heavy parcel earlier and said 'have you been eating your weetabix' and she probably thinks I'm a nutcase because there's almost no way she remembers that advert 🀣

09.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm into this

08.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar β€œAw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads β€œOut of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a β€œReload” button in blue on the bottom right

A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar β€œAw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads β€œOut of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a β€œReload” button in blue on the bottom right

behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and πŸ’£ goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

05.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5274    πŸ” 2318    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 112

It wasn't a bad episode as such (although the cold open was entirely misplaced and unnecessary and the use of James T when we have our own Kirk on staff was just an odd choice)- it was just unpolished, a little flat and didn't feel trek. In a 10 episode season, no less.

07.08.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new season of Strange New Worlds isn't bad, per se. But the holodeck episode... felt like it was written by someone who fundamentally doesn't 'get' trek. I love a silly episode but when you've Mike McMahan on staff it's a bad choice letting someone who doesn't 'get' trek write a silly episode.

07.08.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nowt wrong with having a truckload of cosmetic surgery. Plenty of valid things to criticise moldemort for that don't descend to comments about her appearance.

07.08.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Washington Post: β€œIs fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: β€œHere are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

06.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26665    πŸ” 6830    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 177
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Piers Morgan Says He's 'Worried' About Stephen Fry As Charity Responds 'Victims of child sexual abuse aren’t self-pitying at all'.

Quote word for word if you scroll through a considerable amount of huffpost guff. Horrific (honestly the wording itself requires a trigger warning for SA, CSA and incest SA)

06.08.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards

05.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6266    πŸ” 1945    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

Gender is a performance. I'm on strike with the union

06.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've definitely seen that porno

06.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also disliked him immensely when on QI he was so keen to put down what he assumed was a genuine faith/belief he missed the fact it was a joke and trampled the punchline

06.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've disliked him since he said, as the spokesperson for the UK's biggest mental health charity, that people with PTSD needed to 'grow up and get over it' because trigger warnings would (somehow) ruin literature etc for everyone else

06.08.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello. I’m the Holodeck on Star Trek. Please stop. Please. The things I’ve seen I can never unsee. It doesn’t matter how many times you disinfect me I’ll never be clean again. PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP ME.
#StarTrek

06.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Didnt they used to do this but stopped because so many people turned out to be intersex? Didn't they also stop doing it as a fun experiment in college biology for the same reason? Why don't we just karotype everyone and then sit back and enjoy the number of known intersex people rising dramatically?

05.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rage. I have to use stock photography in my line of work; I pay for it, I am totally above board, I don't steal content ever, I pay artists for their work and I make money too it's all good, creatives unite. But it's getting nearly impossible to weed out the AI from all my sourcing sites.

04.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

😬

04.08.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s no joke, guys: half of my church’s congregation is sick with COVID, to the point they’ve had to cancel some groups for the elderly there. One elderly lady was hospitalised. This is why I hate it when people refer to the pandemic in the past tense. It’s still ongoing, so continue to mask up.

02.08.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At that temp probably about ten minutes at the end. I'd sprinkle on some nutritional yeast either into the orzo or the roast mix just for a bit of cheesy flavour, body can't seem to handle cheese any more 😭

02.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
orange cat looking pouty

orange cat looking pouty

5 months ago this animal lived outside in the woods and just now he refused to go on the windowsill bc there was a little bit of rain on it

01.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12949    πŸ” 675    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 71

Ooo this would be fire with tofu instead of feta

02.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Came to say exactly this, word for word

30.07.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew without looking that it would be matthew Lawrence

29.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it's not held by discord, it's a third party verification system. They claim they don't store information, but if they secretly do it won't become apparent until they have a breach and the only thing they'll get is a fine

29.07.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@astrophic is following 20 prominent accounts