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Kage and I laughed hysterically throughout, to the point of genuine injury, but I imagine if it hadn't been quite so garbage it would have been very dull

Action Park! @purpliser.bsky.social

Moonfall has been living rent free in my head since I watched it

Alexa: Boop Beep
Me: Alexa play notification
Alexa: What would you like me to play?
Me: Notification
Alexa: You're welcome. By the way, you have a new notification. Would you like to hear it?
Me: YES?!

Oh no. Ew

The back of a green Heineken alcohol free lager bottle held in my hand. The text declares it to be (less than) 0.05% vol yet there is a QR code linking to an alcohol awareness website and a link to bedrinkaware.co.uk. why?

Why does my alcohol free beer have a drink aware warning?? It's 0.05% or less. I would have to drink 100 of them to have the equivalent of a single regular Heineken. 33 litres. 58 pints. I'd die of water toxicity. Is that the drink I need to be aware of?

It's four countries.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

This season of Gen V smashed it

Needs a gardevoir and an umbreon

Whoever just dm'd me (probably the spam bot who just followed me) I'm not verifying my fucking age to a platform I rarely use so will never see your message

My Evri driver keeps telling me I gotta watch it. I got him into The Boys and Gen V so I really do owe him watching his recommendation 😂

Head and shoulder images of a man and woman flirting. He says, “You’ll have to excuse me for a minute. She says, “You’re not leaving me.” “Not if you don’t mind me peeing in your purse.“

My Mom, a Trek fan since the original in the 60s, nerd extraordinaire, has just gotten around to this season of Strange New Worlds, which I forewarned was 'a bit CW, not up to prior SNW'.

She agrees with my assessment. She just emailed to say 'Please tell me the holodeck ep was the absolute nadir?'

Side note some days I really miss those three venti triple shot macciatos you and Ben kept me swimming in 😂😂

I'm told in the time it took me to wake up and answer the answer was revealed 😂

God has spoken

Excuse me? Your chair? Not any more

Met someone today and mentioned I used to get mostly free Starbies from a friend years ago and was later an extra in his feature film. Turns out they knew the person I was talking about. Long story short it's a small world and also @popeoldham.bsky.social I met an old friend of yours earlier 🤣

Skilled use of equipment is definitely going the 'lost art' route unfortunately.

Here's a few more pics.

This is all handmade by me, from eva foam.

Stunning. Beautiful.

Can't wait to see this doing the rounds in six months with half the comments swearing it's a ghost and the other half swearing it's AI

I’d rather sit in the dark

Men are from Mars. Women don't like the Vehicle

Wait, I'm only supposed to go to 21? *throws away 97*

🤣 a shoe roux

Definitely. I hate it when people assume I'm a woman and steal my shoe to drape over their bed filled with whatever rue is

Sometimes I fake cry and fake apologise so the nazi will leave me alone

Except that the cheese thing would work on about 98% of the women I know. 100% if there's a vegan option