Peter

In 2026 I shall be reducing my personality by 18%.

CITY INSPECTOR INSPECTING MY APARTMENT: Hey nice Gundam model.
ME (rolling eyes): Tallgeese is technically not a Gundam.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: (pregnant) Pregvengers... pregsemble!!

Tao Lin

Fixed it.

Rod Serling

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.

another good idea

I really hate all these fucking guys. The common element about all these Men Influencer guys is they so clearly do not know how to Hang. Nearly every man on earth is born with the basic ability to Hang. Hanging is so simple and unifying among men. And these guys have no fucking clue how to Hang.

Whenever these guys describe women and what they assume their expectations/desires are I’m like, wow this person sounds awful I do not want to date or be friends with her.

Did you hear? Apparently next year is gonna be 1997 again.

Fucking savage

(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.

Been thinking nonstop about how @goodboy.bsky.social described this as "from the far side collection"

I just signed up for a Celtics newsletter and there were 6 full prompt steps before confirmation asking me to sign up for more/share/comment/get notifications etc. 2010s style growth hacking on a level of shamelessness you rarely see these days.

YouTube Music: Your top song was Cry by Godley & Cream
Last.FM: Your top song was Your Light by Fort Romeau
Me: My top song was the chorus of angels that sing the song fantastic 🫶

a screenshot of the amazon page for olivia nuzzi's book that says "customers who viewed this item also viewed unscripted by cheryl hines"

lol

I can't work. I am focusing intently on ABBA.

(tom goes to the mayor voice) bugs on ya!

It is so abundantly clear in retrospect that Hundreds Of Beavers is the best movie of 2024.

I'm listening to ABBA 🫵

This home was rendered in Xavier: Renegade Angel

He's Elonposting

Yesterday they played Wake Up in a Peloton ride and I was singing it. Wtf man.

I somehow become even more Millennial with each passing year.

Reminds me of some of the decisions I've made in my life.

Steven Spielberg looks exactly like the boss in Smiling Friends.

JEFFRIES: I am like so wiped today. I honestly slept like shit. I can’t impeach Pete Hegseth today.

Deserves Hague-level public accouting.