Olivia Pussy

When you really need a nap, the violin from a Ken Burns war documentary hits like fucking heroin man

The liberal "laptop class" is out of touch with the needs of everyday Americans working real jobs, such as operating(?) a large wrench(?)

We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.

ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.

I won't allow bad actors to water down our goals and kill our progress with infighting

yeah you are a middling commenter lmao

im the Martin Luther King of the pussy on tv movement, maybe even braver

thank you

Just to make something clear: I'm the first one who said they should show pussy on regular tv. Other people have taken up the banner with questionable motives, and I denounce their brotherhood.

What the fuck

Rosie dog caught in a black and white New Yorker profile pic

It's Rosie time

Grok Claims Elon Musk Is More Athletic Than LeBron James -- and the World's Greatest Lover Grok, the AI chatbot developed by Elon Musk's xAI, keeps declaring that he's a peak physical specimen and one of the most brilliant minds in history.

a good day online 👍🏻

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing

Her first film will be g rated

Fans are saying it's a return to the early, classic Shadow Hammer stuff

Donnie Whiterock is such a powerful name that it's almost damnable for any parent to do that to their child. You can't name your kid Donnie Whiterock and assume they'll live a long natural life.

Donnie Whiterock is the name of a guy who's just tryna do right by his kid and his girl, until his former bandmates are checking into the Hampton Inn Tempe after selling out the Marquee and see his name on the wall and decide to give him the "what happened to you" speech

Oh god this is a true Smiling Man moment. The Era of Smiles begins

It's actually funny to see someone build an entire career based on not understanding the difference between average and median.

It's funny to find people who think the cost of rent is unaffected by the price of real estate

What they lack in weather, they make up for in passionate soccer fans with loads of disposable income

Every host city except for Dallas has a Dem mayor. How quickly would these bozos fold if all the mayors said they were reevaluating their willingness to host? Good luck to OKC, Fresno and Virginia Beach hosting the tourney. I'm sure it'll be just as profitable

sidling up to Brendan Carr at the Mar a Lago prime rib station to feel out what it would cost to have him hint at legalized broadcast pussy in an interview and then going all in once the market shifts

I think they should show pussy on regular TV. I can’t believe no one has ever said this before.

I'm tryna become the Sean McElwee of the SPORTV movement. Just claw my way to the slightest bit of renown and then sell out to go work for some petro-pharma think tank that doesn't even think about pussy.

The Limu Emu ran into a piano wire strung across two trees at 30 mph and was decapitated cleanly and instantly. Witnesses described the wound as resembling a “sliced deli log of mortadella.”

Doug must be devastated

I don't know why it took this long to try it, but holy smokes sour cream in scrambled eggs is even better than advertised. What a luxury

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise