Blue Wizard

Jerid Messa is basically a Pokémon rival who wandered into the wrong story

Homeboy has an army of teenage hackers doing his dirty work but calls US groomers

Ok, sure

Still don't like Chappel Roans music very much but she really proves what a piece of shit Taylor Swift is. Taylor has had the stage numerous times and never once used that platform to call oit inequity or injustice.

If you're famous, you have an obligation to lift up others. Swift has rarely tried

Both of us work in spirits retail, and I've been anticipating the inevitable bourbon glut for a few years. The economic repercussions of these tariffs are going to make it that much more amusing.

There aren't very many blue states with notable distilleries, so this is going to have very interesting implications for the bourbon market

Chappell Roan: "I would not be here without trans girls." #Grammys

Not to change the subject by why does Ye look like an aging EBM artist

Just in case you thought they're not actually working toward something specific. Like, perhaps they just enjoy being mean or something.

Just a reminder. The plan is to delegitimatize us, make our existence a crime, and then imprison us. The end goal will either be to kill us, or work us to death.

Chains of Worth (Single), by Beta-Karatene 1 track album

And on the other hand: beta-karatene.bandcamp.com/album/chains...

Thanks for 36 plays, everyone 😂

In the breakroom at work, staring at our 2024 Spotify stats

SYNC 2.0, by LUIN track by LUIN

One of the best parts of being a 2-piece band is comparing our individual solo work and wondering how the hell we make this work.

For your consideration: LUIN - Sync 2.0

Undead (Merry Yuletide Pedalboard Fuckfest Demo Thing), by Blue Wizard track by Blue Wizard

bluewizard.bandcamp.com/track/undead...

We made some noise tonight

a photo of Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka edited to be black and white and low resolution with fuzzy compression artifacts. the original superimposed text of "who up wonking they Willy rn" has been replaced with "who up darking they wave rn"

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~K

A hastily drawn rendition of Kara the guitar player wearing a wizard hat with her arms outstretched to cast a spell. She shouts "Hedge-icus Hog-icus! Pick-itous Pocket-us! Bring his wallet to my hand! Steal his money to fund our band!"

Peek behind the curtain of the new Blue Wizard: The Animated Series releasing directly to $1 thrift store DVD in 2025

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"The implications are staggering," said Dr. LUIN in a statement about the discovery, "at this rate, customers may even be able to read price tags before 2034. I am optimistic about the future of customer service."

After 10 years of careful observation, researchers at the Grocery Store Service Desk are seeing early signs of sentience developing in the creatures known as "customers".

Everyone was talking about it at work today. If anyone was actually hoping Tyson was gonna lose, they certainly weren't speaking up. - L

Luin: "This song is basically done"
Kara: *does a cool guitar thing*
Luin: ........... we are starting over from scratch do that again

This is why we don't have an LP finished btw.

It's time to start picking some songs to get recorded for streaming. The problem is deciding what to focus on when you love them all so much???