so-called sacrifice

hiya, hotshot.

[ ah... so cutes? ]

they love me.

TEMP PINNED POST-BUNKER DESS AU WRITTEN BY ELI

#deltarunerp

[ she's got one of those fuckass nightcaps on but one of her horns gouged it out. it's poking through it a bit. ]

i'm ebbin' on their nezer til they scrooge all year, baby.

... shit, how bad d'you want me?

[ pausing. snickering to herself - she knows the answer to one reading of that, at least. ]

hehehe... gosh, you charmer.

[ her face feels warm. is this seriously working? part of her feels like cass' glare is skewering her. ]

i can get worse, y'know. doesn't take a lot.

There's more "fantasy and fun" where I come from.

that five year old scary as hell. do i gotta wear the mask or is it a vent reset

[ batting her eyelashes. ] y' mean it~?

/ OKAY MAN

( lustfully, ) There’s something so deeply wrong with you.

shoulda seen that little bastard. dude bodied a goose for a pile of sweetcorn.

if you can't teach a kid to gamble teach 'em how to fight. i taught a duckling how to wield a sword once.

fwoowoowoo ting ting ting ting ting ting

/ wtf awesome.. happy birthday jo

[ she knows he's fucking dudes crazy style too, though. she chooses to stay quiet about it. ]

i'm pretty sure that isn't gay, it's just knowing you're hot shit or whatever. maybe a lil' egocentric, but unless he's straight up fucking another dude or making out crazy style i think it's nebulous.

that so?

...
guess i get to confirm it myself. kehehehe...

[ ...sharp, big smile. ]

you're real damn cute when you're 'bout to get the soul drained outta you.

[ pausing. humming. she did say anything. ]

'kay. if you say so. 💜

a cartoon character with a cat 's tail is kneeling down Alt: Izutsumi squating with her hands on the floor, then opening her eyes as if startled.

temp pin.

...whatever you say, princess.

[ nodding. ]

i know you prolly wanna brood about it or whatever, but. if you do want anything, lemme know, 'kay?

... wish i saw sooner, is all.

[ puffing her cheeks out a li'l bit. ]

i'm glad it, uh, wasn't any worse.

/ what the fuck even ever

temp pinned. written by punk. we're in this shit.

[ O_O ]

...jesus, man.

[ she frowns. was that part of why she...? ]

um. i'm sorry.

/ blinks my eyes at you

/ fuck it maybe i should set that up at some point. my weird old man #myweirdoldman

/ of course you did. thats whats up