like the legend of the penis
08.10.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@augurysplinter.bsky.social
who cares? past, present, future... i want something right for me. ( deltarune-ish oc. mdni )
like the legend of the penis
08.10.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0california girls, we're unconsolable
dreams of doom, the visions won't stop...
[ humming it with a slight smile on her face. at least she's having an alright day? ]
but in the like.
[ making teardrop shape with her hands ] this guy way? you know? i don't think he meant it when he said he'd lower me into his lava pool.
but i wish he did. that's a lifelong dream of mine, actually...
[ wistful sigh. is she blushing?? ]
i think my guy was evil too, i wouldn't be surprised.
07.10.2025 02:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0paradise paradise...
[ mumble, mumble. spoken while cradling a mug of apple cider. ]
... oh, word, okay. you're a crazy motherfucker, huh?
[ at least he put down towels...? at some point? whatever, man, it's just a job that's being paid for in exposure or whatever. she wastes no time hitting the deck, smile on her face not quite sincere but not really fake. yet. ]
... hoooo boy. well.
[ realizing she has no stake in this literally at all and her shoulders instantly drop. ]
good luck to them.
...
is this not normal?
[ could've fooled her. ]
the green girl and her polycule are going beast mode. it's probably fine.
06.10.2025 01:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[ somewhat fondly ] ...great chick, huh?
[ REALIZING. SHAKING HER HEAD SO FAST. ]
[ damn, not even a fish tank or anything... well. maybe she could help, if this goes okay. paying him back or something. ]
...
you sound real hesitant about that. if you just do coke in here sometimes, that's alright, man.
[ everyone needs a Coke Room. it's a morale booster. ]
[ HE'S JUST PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL DAMN! if anything the drugs are probably a turn off. but she gets it. regrettably. ]
05.10.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1she said no. do i jump
05.10.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[ zero points, hannah is that easy. surveys are still out about eram. ]
05.10.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1i wish i could get headpat by an angel that kills me instantly, what the fu- sariel. i need to find sariel.
05.10.2025 22:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[ ...well, being cringe is to be alive. she'd let it slide. ]
[ ... ]
[ well, no, not entirely. if he could handle being teased a little it'd be alright, though... ]
[ ...law enforcement is always tricky. she's been put on the podium a couple times too many as a kid to trust them wholeheartedly. ]
[ but, if he's not going to cause any problems outright, neither will she. ]
what, like, beating Him to death with it?
i dunno if anything turns into rockets... you're gonna have to figure that out on your own. but, um. good luck.
oh, shit!! i know this one!
it turns into a pretty hefty shoulder-mounted... thing, kinda like a bazooka. but there's no ammo, so unless you bring something in with you you gotta have a hella good set'a hands to actually treat it like a weapon.
think it's part-shield, too.
/ its not that i disagree but also HUH
05.10.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0//I'm desperate for interactions so here's some bait!
Like this for Winters to use his "Detective's Check" ACT on your muse: Dark World, Lightner or whatever. Results may vary.
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a burger in this economy?
...
did it come outta the trash?
/ its either mainverse hannah or its moka
05.10.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0/ hmm... actual new account today? new content today king? hmmm
05.10.2025 19:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i think i'd burst into flames if i tried that actually. frankly i kinda hope that i do. it'd be funny.
05.10.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[ glancing down at her skin. at her tail. glancing up at her horns. ]
i am a holy woman. put me in your church and see what happens.
(damn, i really got it all figured out, huh?)
05.10.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0doomed by the narrative AND i can't get a dick appointment scheduled to save my life. i'm fucking washed.
[ cass??? ]
[ he's perfectly attractive. hannah likes him, anyway. ...the rest is a fair point, though. poor girl. she's getting pet in hannah's brain, and with any luck that sympathy will transmit... ]
05.10.2025 18:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0