RJ Ellsworth

Skull in the box was fun!

Didn’t win Silver league roller hockey but I got a goal while diving/midair and another that counted for me because my teammate blasted the side of my ass with the puck and it bounced in. My ass is responsible for half my goals tonight!

When the right says bring back comedy they mean this nonsense. Terrorizing people is not funny.

Playing hockey kicks ass

Eye of le sterm

This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Canada, Panama, and Greenland are not enemies of the United States.

Fascists are though, both foreign and domestic.

Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

Hold me now!
I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking,
Maybe six feet ain’t so far down!

dr: AH HERE'S THE PROBLEM. YOU'RE BALD BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG. WE CAN REVERSE YOUR CONDITION. BUT IT'S RISKY. *later* dr: I'M SORRY. THE OPERATION WAS A FAILURE NOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND UR BALD me: THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED YA'LL....

Skull with portal eyes! You guys ever play that game?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.

I went to make some sleepytime tea, ended up falling asleep before it finished steeping.
This stuff works!

Haha ever notice how we “drive” on a “parkway” but “god” “has” “abandoned” “us”?

RBG the OG SCJ. RIP Homie.

I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank

I'm glad Pete Hegseth has pledged not to drink if he is confirmed as Defense Secretary. So, I guess he can still sexually harass women, mismanage funds, discriminate against women service members, push for a Christian Nationalist agenda, and be a virulent Islamaphobe?

Super duper.

The price of eggs actually went up for me since the election.

I stopped posting on twitter when it was still named twitter but Elon was in charge still. I called it early and left that dump asap.

Do you know people can put nature in their inner arms in lieu of deodorant? Works just as well, I can help!

I don’t want to go outside but my kids want to play in the snow. So I guess I’ll be going outside shortly…

Scientists found the cure for fascism. Scientist holding a bat.

Base(d)ball.

I’m just wanting someplace I can occasionally complain without being berated by barely literate buffoons telling me that caring about other people is somehow woke and evil. It’s just that simple.

Thou shalt not groove to the YMCA while marginalizing the communities that made the song iconic.

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Ah man, I was trying to show you this tattoo I did but it appears to be corrupted.

Great for the Holidays

The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier

I wish this fact would actually matter to people that call it a landslide. Alas, we aren’t working with the same definition of facts these days.