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In an effort to get plastered Alice home rather than leave her where she was, alone, drunk, on the roadside in the dark.

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A bit like the Fairbrotherbrothers.

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We don't often hear about actual property values in #TheArchers

Ouch. Reckless drivers. Although I'd argue he was only driving like a loon because Fallon's best mate was trying to get out of her own moving vehicle.

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Joe Grundy and Jill Archer were a great example. She always called him Joe and he always called her Mrs Archer.

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It's all I've known so I'm ok with it! The flip side is I don't have to spend any time with them and I don't miss them because we're not close. Family in 2026 has a wider definition - I spend lots of time and love dearly my family of choice, non-blood relations.

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My family is also quite like Amber's. It's all about appearances, very little warmth or genuine concern. No one in my family is particularly bothered about the welfare of anyone else, unless someone else is watching.

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The Archer family will always dis a Grundy, across the generations. It's timeless.

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True!

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Who knows, or cares really. I'm not a Josh fan, he seems quite controlling. And it's weird how he stuck around that previous girlfriend who had very little interest in him. #TheArchers

When Amber came I didn't believe that her parents had thrown her out, I thought it was all a ruse to move in with the Grundies and get insider knowledge for her blog stuff. Maybe the SW thought the same. But as her character has progressed Anne-Marie and Bill are perfectly dysfunctional. #TheArchers

His voice was very much like it has been in the past when he's been lying about something and trying to make it look like he's saving the day.

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It's not immediately, it's been a year? And anyway you just give them a different job title, or make it very casual. But either way I'm pleased that Clarrie thinks she's better off without Bridge Farm anyway.

(but I CAN believe Helen wouldn't think of it)

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It would be fab if he knocked Esme up too. For the laughs.

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Poppy's such a chatterbox.

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I can't believe Helen's would advertise for a new Clarrie without asking Clarrie first.

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Now, do we think Josh bumped the gate with the scraper or is George up to his old tricks and setting someone else up to look like they've done something?

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This would all be perfect if we hadn't heard Amber say she loved Brad.

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That was a terrible thing to say to your daughter too. I know what it's like being tied down with a baby, hopes and dreams disappearing over the horizon etc.

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“You’ll ruin your life the way I ruined mine with you. Look at your father, is that what you want? Tied down to some feckless oik’ with an ungrateful little shit as a child, your only pleasure being your lunchtime gin and a biweekly visit from the gardener?”
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I'm quite saddened by Amber's speech. I hear ya, Amber. Who knew some families love each other.

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Me too but they've given her a big old woof.

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And Ruby's bark is too big for the sort of dog I thought Lilian would have.

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Flappy polytunnels are a big storyline rn.

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Cleo's bark is NOTHING like I thought it would be. Too small.

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I don't think they shagged, but if Amber and Brad eventually end up together, it'll be a curious thing for the village.

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I bet I've made a little prediction there. George will want to name it after his favourite cousin.

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Or Brad.

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