Matthew 🚜

I wondered if she was dead too.

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It's Hanner. Is she still sofa surfing?

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Erased.

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Throughout the whole recent Feebs having a baby story, was Roy's name mentioned even once?

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I found an old one recently. It mentioned "Jaxx".

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🎅🏻🎶🎵 T'is the season to remember Alan 🎶

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This is who I feel sorry for - the 20 year old who will only be allowed to save £12,000 a year tax free before he has to start putting his money into shares.

Priest bashes bishop's car into soap star's partner's Skoda while drunk

I didn't realise at the time that this story has a #TheArchers link - the "soap star" is Clarrie Grundy.

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I've heard a clip. Old Tony and Old Tom.

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John would have loved a vintage tractor parade.

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Do people still photocopy their arses?

Face like a decorator's radio.

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Has Leonard just set himself up for a nasty fall off a high ladder at the top of Connie's stairs?

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Double bluff from Leonard. He's off to a swingers' party this afternoon and Ruth thinks he's just gobbing paint around at Connie's.

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Ooooooooh noooooooooooh!

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She could have enquired in a much simpler way. I sympathise with Ruth as Leonard appears to be living rent free under her roof in an apparently monogamous relationship with her MIL.

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Leonard seems to struggle to raise a smile let alone anything else.

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Leonie the sheep-rustler. I think Peggy's evil enough to have distinguished between heirs of her flesh and hangers-on.

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I'm praying it's just a windup because of Ruth's noisiness. She wouldn't let it lie.

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Maybe Leonard and Jill are still AT IT? And Jill gets an STD off of Leonard's dallying around!

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We all have mental health, good and bad and mediocre. Do they mean the number of call outs because of mental health crises has risen? It's a bit clumsy out of context.

I think it's more likely that Connie is a niece, daughter, other old friend. Does Leonard have children? And Leonard decided on the spot to wind Ruth up.

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If this open relationship thing is true, in a small community, sooner or later Leonard was going to be spotted by someone who knows Jill, who would naturally be concerned for Jill. So it's not just Leonard and Jill's private business really, or at least Leonard should have expected the question.

He isn't, but he would have had just as many lines as Hazel got at the castle.

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Did she buy the pub alone? Would she have bought the pub without being married to Jack the First? Unlikely, as women weren't allowed to buy property if they were unmarried, without the permission of their father, until the 1970s.

Jack I might have drunk the profits but the main asset was the pub.

Peggy was a nobody who seemed to have forgotten that all her wealth was due to her two separate marriages, in an era where the value of real estate just exploded.

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I enjoyed Justin and Nocasha just getting on with it and enjoying the fleshpots of Blackpool.

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I wonder if those who attempted to go, but were foiled by mechanical problems and/or childbirth should also be included in my mad plan.

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How could I forget her 🤦🏻‍♂️

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It was all very convenient Kate suddenly declaring she'd found someone to cover ALL her Spiritual Home classes not only for a week, but in fact a month while she attends to Phoebe.

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