Andy Pearson

Bring back a parliament of owls!

I was there for XTC. Rock City not long changed from being 'The Heart of the Midlands' and was still serving food. I was able to jump around to XTC while eating scampi in a basket.
#sophistacated

I live in Notts and can confirm there are still several here (although they go by different names).

So true. I used to love spotting a Gangster Limp in the wild. I think they're extinct now (or else I'm moving among more salubrious folk).

Hopefully she'll also adopt the other Helen Archer solution too.
#TheArchers

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Today I am sentenced to swing."

Psycho?

Is it the village of Boothby Graffoe?
Is this Masterpiece game the prize or just some side chat?

Brigitte Nielsen's Diary
#GreenlandRomcoms

Have loved these since our days in the old bad place.
you keep sending them, we'll keep reading them. Cheers yourself.

When I was about 10 I told my mum I had good memories from being 3 and described my little brother's birth at home (us kids playing in the street, midwife shouting 'It's a boy' out of bedroom window). Mum looked at me funny and told me I was actually describing my own birth.

Giving three rings on the house phone to assure parents that you were safely home.

"It was a bright cold day in April and the Omega clocks were striking thirteen."

Yes, compared to most teens, including myself at that age, Henry's an angel. And he seems to be the only one paying any attention to Keira.
#TheAtchers

Keira ignored again... Except by Henry.
#TheArchers

I endorse this comment although my other half reckons Keira as she's the only one who might call an ambulance.
#TheArchers

Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.

Right back atcha dude and the same goes for Horny, Ma Superior and all their freaky friends.

Oh yes please. He's took out George and next on his list is Justin (the slug, not the beaver).

Dampage.
#TheArchers

I reckon it was Marky Mark (or one of his Funky Bunch).
#TheArchers

Thinking of sending #TheArchers publicists a dictionary so they can look up the meaning of rampage.

For all the shouting and bluster, I thought the most chilling line was George saying 'Take your top off.'
#TheArchers

Celeborn. Makes big decisions but comunicates them through Galadriel allowing for plausible deniabillity.

The collection money was just resting in his account.
#TheArchers

Or Martin Gibson. #thearchers

WHERE'S MY TRACTOR RAMPAGE?? #thearchers

Not for long, I bet. #thearchers

Every time Virgil gets a present there's a smaller one inside for Gordon.
#niche

Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.