hey did yall know this

right now this app is like a cool house that’s around 100 years old. the bathroom is weird but in an endearing way. and now that twitter is going to charge $1/mo it’s gonna turn into a place with a white and light gray finish and faux-marble countertop

is anything happening here yet

my office has around 3000 vacant chairs as of monday

telling people to walk a mile in my shoes and asking 7 minutes later if they’re done yet

the spelling of broccoli does a good job at conveying its fun yet responsible nature

i gotta translate this

opening this app so i can see what a partly cloudy day looks like for 30ms

wake up
lukewarm coffee
spend 45 minutes reporting people stealing run segments on strava that are obviously on a bike
buy something from him

rewriting lamb to the slaughter where this time it will include an eight page allrecipes break with an unnecessary backstory about how the chef’s dead grandfather always cooked this exact lamb recipe on boxing day (3.8/5.0 star recipe, prep: 115 minutes cook time: 11 hours)

in an ideal world i will tweet here maybe five more times, preventing some aspirational fan of this region of montana from the @ they feel they deserve

i don’t really even want to be on here but it’s about time i got @crowagency like. what a waste. taking this @ to tweet at nationwide and then vanishing forever. so nasty