right now this app is like a cool house thatβs around 100 years old. the bathroom is weird but in an endearing way. and now that twitter is going to charge $1/mo itβs gonna turn into a place with a white and light gray finish and faux-marble countertop
18.10.2023 23:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
is anything happening here yet
06.09.2023 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my office has around 3000 vacant chairs as of monday
01.09.2023 00:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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telling people to walk a mile in my shoes and asking 7 minutes later if theyβre done yet
15.08.2023 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
the spelling of broccoli does a good job at conveying its fun yet responsible nature
15.08.2023 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i gotta translate this
14.08.2023 19:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
opening this app so i can see what a partly cloudy day looks like for 30ms
14.08.2023 19:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wake up
lukewarm coffee
spend 45 minutes reporting people stealing run segments on strava that are obviously on a bike
buy something from him
13.08.2023 14:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
rewriting lamb to the slaughter where this time it will include an eight page allrecipes break with an unnecessary backstory about how the chefβs dead grandfather always cooked this exact lamb recipe on boxing day (3.8/5.0 star recipe, prep: 115 minutes cook time: 11 hours)
11.08.2023 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
in an ideal world i will tweet here maybe five more times, preventing some aspirational fan of this region of montana from the @ they feel they deserve
11.08.2023 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i donβt really even want to be on here but itβs about time i got @crowagency like. what a waste. taking this @ to tweet at nationwide and then vanishing forever. so nasty
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