Mononobe No Futo

Silence rrat.

Is this how we art supposed to make friends?

We art most interested!

Tis quite interesting! We meet many interesting people!

Our lawyer hath advised we not speaketh on our various arsons.

Wahaha!

We hath returned from exile! Thou may showereth us in praise and affection!

Original!

We can confirm this! We hath seen many blue flames in our life! Fire doth come in many wondrous colors!

E..eh? Surely thou doth not mean this..! The crown prince hath said we are most adorable...

We shalt spread the trend here as well. Approach and receive thine judgement! Post an image of thineself, and we shalt rate thee!

If we did twas totally justified because thine temple is profane!

We did not start the fire. Twas always burning as the world was turning.

She hath taught me the best ways to start fires!

Thou hurteth me so...

If we art naming it after anyone else it shalt be Prince Miko!

Exactly!

Peep the horror..

𝐻𝑢𝑟𝑙𝑠 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑆𝑎𝑘𝑖'𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑

Wahaha!

We art most open to this!

...on second thought, thou may keepeth thine treasure.

Try to bully us, and thou shalt be disappointed!

We art stealing thine treasure and burning down thine temple.

What about them?

We agree.

Hath thou considered converting to Taoism instead? Prince Miko wouldst welcome thee in her harem.

#Touhourp
#THRP

NUMBER ONE BUDDHIST HATER, MIKO LOVER, PLATE SPINNER, ARSONIST HAS ARRIVED.

WRITER IS 18+
10+ YEARS ROLEPLAY EXPERIENCE
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SEMI CANON VERY SILLY

NO 👎 👎 BUDDHISTS ALLOWED

Doth thou serve moderate slime?

It hath come to our attention that only targeting Buddhists with our arson might be considered a "hate crime"!

Due to this we art widening our horizons and also targeting:

Shinto worshippers
Small businesses
Large businesses
Private property
Public property

We thank thee for understanding!