@zachhazard.bsky.social
International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
gg army no rerez
21.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0New entirely useful acronym for you.
Use freely.
I’ve been enjoying taking photos.
27.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 56 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Yo holy shit, Kerfus’ cousin works at The Strat
25.01.2026 18:16 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0The guy next to me at baggage claim moved his shoe and it made rubber_duck_squeak.mp3 I swear to god.
24.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Holy shit, the Atomic Museum has a B-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition. I didn’t know any were actually on public display.
19.01.2026 21:22 — 👍 87 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0
On January 19, 2026, I Zach Hazard, became the first moron in human history who would return a rental car cleaner than he got it.
Truly a momentous day.
There needs to be a “sleeptime” version of Adderall so that I don’t lie in bed until 6AM trying to sleep but my brain won’t shut the fuck up and keeps playing the same 3 seconds of a song over and over again.
18.01.2026 15:55 — 👍 57 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0She have class,
She have sass,
But most important,
She cannot see over own ass.
Man, that RE9 showcase DID NOT inspire confidence.
-Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening.
-REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?!
-Item crafting.
-REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?!
-Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche
-spoils entire plot twist at 11:40
Announcing our first documentary 🙂🙌🇺🇦
This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities.
All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated.
Link gonna be below 👇🔗
13.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"gemini needs to feel safe and loved to generate quality output" we used to beat the shit out of office printers
01.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 339 🔁 62 💬 6 📌 1Tsuchinoko real
11.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 52 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0He's a cutie
07.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
According to all the art on my fyp it’s Cammy’s birthday. So here’s some abandoned fanart.
#cammywhite #streetfighter
Why would you drink liquid tire fire?
01.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
happy new year.
I did a drawing.
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
29.12.2025 14:32 — 👍 5467 🔁 1192 💬 69 📌 48
If I put this on a g19 it would be pretty similar to the RE3R G19.
25.12.2025 17:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, it’s time to be PSD for Santa so nobody tries to steal presents.
You’re definitely on the naughty list.
Merry Chrysler TV-8, everyone!
25.12.2025 17:20 — 👍 72 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
Oh boy, 3:30 AM. Better post a gun pic.
25.12.2025 08:34 — 👍 89 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0I hope she didn’t take the advice of the guy on the airplane.
25.12.2025 08:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God, I cannot wait to play this.
25.12.2025 08:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You did not seriously think that a goober could contend with the will of Tylenol? There are none who can.
11.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Samantha no.
…at least take the optic off first those are expensive.
Today was a nice day.
05.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 70 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0
