Patrick Mason

Colson Montgomery is hammering the baseball

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

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It’s been a while since I made a “brilliant” move: www.chess.com/analysis/gam...

How is this not a five-alarm fire. Fuck Donald Trump and all of the idiots in this country who refuse to become informed

Tried to do an art activity with my 6th graders. We used acrylic paint and canvases to create scenes from the book ‘Holes’. It was a disaster. Paint everywhere. Loudest room ever. This is day 4 of the school year and I wanted to find a tall building today

NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: “In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

Reading Minnie Miñoso's origin story, stopped by the name "Gordon Cobbledick."

Davis Martin is awful, the infield doesn’t know which base to throw to, and the White Sox have made me turn off the game in the third inning. Horrendous baseball from “professionals”

Sobering words. This is the new reality up North.

For the Americans following:

I cannot express enough how many people in Canada see it like this.

This is why it makes me furious when I see U.S. cable news not treat this seriously and with no perspective of the impact.

I feel dumb for being an American Threats to U.S. passport holders. Compromised news outlets. Constant cuts and layoffs. Drew Magary writes on his life under President Donald Trump.

Wrote a big thing about how dumb I feel being American right now. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Every year. Damn

What's more annoying than a dropdown menu appearing when you're trying to click on something else

54 degrees. Perfect weather for driving with the windows down and the heat blasting