Chance Shirley

At this point, it’s gonna be quicker to make a list of everybody who *isn’t* a goddamn Nazi.

"Men on the brink of divorce will literally perform an 2SLGBTQIA+ liberation anthem at the fascist dictator's special place instead of going to therapy."

The way I cackled at this.

This must happen.

Jesus, man. We don’t even have Dwight on our team anymore. That’s so fucking bleak.

Jesus Christ, Dwight is a goddamn Nazi.

I wonder if they make one of those that can fit more than one Nazi at a time.

No hell hot enough.

This Chance can relate.

Such a great show.

Sorry, can’t fire rich old white guys. It’s literally impossible.

I love that movie. It’s the goth-est superhero movie since *The Crow*.

I like Airplane 2! But I don’t need it in 4K!

So McDonald’s is pro-Nazi now?

Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too

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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?

“Hey, we have a plan to specifically target and harm the vulnerable. What book title should we use?
“How about one that specifically refers to a plan to save the vulnerable?”
“Bingo!”

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I know what POV means, but I am curious who you’re subskeeting.

Memphian Joins the Rolling Stones! New box set reveals how, for a few days, Robert A. Johnson lived the dream.

New box set reveals how, for a few days, Robert A. Johnson lived the dream.

Weird and unique!

Oh gosh yes!

What a jam!

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hey it's a new cartoon. I felt like letting my geek flag fly.

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Incredible work. Perfect cartoon 10/10 no notes.

I am here for niche ice cube opinions.

I think Ebert is very wrong about *Full Metal Jacket*. I mean, the clips they show are so great!

Perfect review from both on *Spaceballs*, though. And perfect quip from Gene — “Now you’re wrong about two movies in a row.”

The Badfinger one is perfect.