Ares Zayn

I probably definitely got hit on maybe but they didn't literally say "I want you to put your dick inside my ass" so I'm not actually sure.

Weird how I can be simultaneously terrified of all human interaction but also painfully horny at the same time.

I'm not assertive, and I'm autistic AF so basically you're going to need to be like "can I come over and get railed?" And then I'll be like "yes please" and once you're here and naked I'll potentially figure out that you want me to do the sex on you.

But I'm good at it, if that helps.

If you see this, post a robot

Barbie girl parody about Tariffs when? I'd do it myself but I'm not talented enough.

"WOKE Barbieland has gotten away with abusing us for TOO LONG. Some of those Barbies aren't even cis white blonde women like my incredibly sexy daughter! 100% TARIFF!"

Nobody believes any numbers anyone gives them anyway so kinda no point?

'Nduja 🥰

Aquarium with some lil plants

Same aquarium more plants

Same aquarium slightly bigger plants

Progress pics

It’s from September polish pickup, “I know what you did” from wildflower lacquer.

Borny

Update: they still actually hate each other.

I still don’t now what I was do with this thing. I’m trying, please be patient.

In case you thought I was lying

I joined. We were talking shit about one of the other cats for hours.

They hated each other until yesterday.

Aww shucks ☺️

Try it sometime

Can I bite?

🍽️

Thyme is my second favorite herb!

Dadbod pajama pants pink bathroom

Before you get in my DMs just know I’m built like this:

My cat Ganji napping on me

I’m late because:

Nachos, anal, wine.

Yay!

If walking together in a crowded area, a glacier.

The saga continues

Because he murdered sometime that had money and was therefore far more important and valuable than most people that get murdered.

That’s really hot and also…

Same, usually.