Daven (a.k.a. Wreck)

Teen Vogue. Yep.

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:

Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47

Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429

Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3

Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2

Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0

Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0

What the actual... 🤦‍♂️

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

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Wait, what? What? …yeah, time to fire the new one.

In what felt like a quintessential Sconnie moment this evening, at Kwik Trip helped a customer and an employee find the New Glarus Staghorn in the beer cave.

Blue skies smiling at me…
Nothing but blue skies do I see…