Moira

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You regret no hope

Please, sir, may I have another? Turns out the answer is always yes. #blackoutrejections #rejectionpoetry

Dear entrant, unfortunately story. i do not know the future. Please go

Dear moira, it was unfortunate No More Please turn down your trust

More rejections because the flow is endless #submitelsewhere

Indigo, you are excellent

Inspired by @moirariom.bsky.social, I have decided to do my own rejection email editing:

Blackout poetry: Dear Moira, Burn it sincerely,

Another day, another rejection #submitelsewhere

Yes! I love it!

Blackout rejection: dear moira richardson, your submission is not the best sincerely,

Another day, another triple rejection #submitelsewhere

Two rejections to start my day. #submitelsewhere #rejectionpoetry

Oh hello 5th rejection of the day. #submitelsewhere #anotherrejection

Blackout rejection: dear Moira, patience you fuck. - The Editors

Blackout rejection: dear moira richardson, you must interpret this as a judgment of your writing as a whole. We decline you We’d also appreciate reporting you again. Sincerely, The Editors

Four stories rejected to start my morning #blackoutrejection #submitelsewhere

Blackout rejection letter leaving only the text: “Dear Moira, Daddy cannae consider this”

First rejection from a Scot? Aye

I should have mentioned this is my senior kitty, smudge!

Thank you for the inspiration and the great class!

I promptly forgot almost everything I learned in today's Kitten Kaiju Attack photoshop class with @darkerthanvanta.bsky.social, but I did my best to whip this up on my lunch break.

So many rejections, so little time

Rejection #2 of the day

A rejection letter with most of the words redacted, leaving only "Dear Avery, you are perfect."

Hey @moirariom.bsky.social , mine turned out great! Am... am I doing it right? 🙃😆
(P.S. Never again, for me. I'll just stick to this one.)

I love it! ❤️

I withdrew this piece, but still got a rejection. Ouch.

And another, because I am a glutton for punishment, apparently

You know the drill. Another day, another rejection

Another day, another rejection

When it rains and all that… another day, yet another rejection

Rejection #2 of the day

Another day, another rejection…

No rejections yesterday and felt kinda twitchy, but here’s a morning one to keep me grounded.

It took almost a year to say this? Another day, another rejection.

Little harsh, but… another day, another rejection

When it rains, it pours… more rejections

Two acceptances today, and yet… another day, another rejection