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@rowanjds.bsky.social

rowan, 26, trans man, kinda strange, mdni

226 Followers  |  573 Following  |  786 Posts  |  Joined: 09.01.2025  |  1.7464

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im 27 today yippee

16.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

welcome new users. posts on bluesky are called tweets. it's fine no one cares

16.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

[Q]
have you ever had a "blackout" ?

[A]
yep! sure did!

[2006]

16.10.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my antidepressants work enough for me to not completely lose my shit but omg like. dude (brain) shut the fuck upppp

15.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

funniest 'seasonal depression coming on' symptom has been that my internal monologue during physical activity has gone from "this is really good for u, u got this, ur having fun" to "go fatty go"

15.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a German word for the unyielding disappointment you feel when you start a new hobby and you’re once again not a savant-level genius at it immediately? Because there should be

15.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

strawberry lemon lavender preserves and blueberry cardamom preserves this time for All Those Wondering

15.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no greater pleasure than buying locally made jams and jellies

15.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im too gullible for my own good lmfao i have a hard time not believing everything i read simply because if it was wrong why would someone say it. knowing full well what the world is like.

15.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been too afraid to read Theory for over half a decade now because im too afraid of reading The Wrong Thing and believing The Wrong Thing and getting yelled at and made fun of :3

15.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes your taxes should support disabled people.

They should support homeless people.

They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly.

This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.

15.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13457    πŸ” 3894    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 168
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Rest in Power, Miss Major β€” Assigned Honoring a lifetime of Black trans activism.

Legendary trans activist, Miss Major, dies at 78

Thank you to @funcrunch.me.dm.ap.brid.gy for writing this obituary.

14.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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"Humans aren’t very efficient moversβ€”until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom."
www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-hu...

14.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 504    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

crazy how i only started dating years after starting to transition and have still been misgendered by everyone ive ever been with except my current partner. what the fuck

15.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i had to talk my mom into showering this morning whilw my dad was scheming about shower stools. i was at that time cooking my own seperate breakfast because i cant have anything other than eggs (or leftover takeout) for breakfast food

13.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe no one in my family has been diagnosed with autism

13.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

um. i don’t think this makes finding love even weirder. i think lying or tricking ppl in to sex is abusive

it’s funny how trans women can be tried and convicted of a sex crime if we have consensual sex with a cis person yet cis ppl can do… whatever this is to each other and it gets a cute write up

12.10.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.

If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog

11.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2255    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 84
User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, β€œi’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now."
Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, β€œi’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

02.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3434    πŸ” 1202    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 78

in what is probably the coolest and funniest pghrt.diy related fan art, @boxofmillipedes.bsky.social made a 90s-00s style .txt version of the guide.

INCLUDING MORALLY-ACCURATE ASCII GRAPHS!!!!

11.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

havent seen my aunt in 7ish years and shes staying with us for a few nights and. she is the exact same person as my dad holy fuck

11.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/

11.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1485    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 15

DO NOT REGISTER FOR A PROTEST

DO NOT REGISTER FOR A PROTEST

DO NOT REGISTER FOR A PROTEST

DO NOT REGISTER FOR A PROTEST

11.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

11.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3739    πŸ” 688    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 9
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Beyond fucking parody

23.07.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3309    πŸ” 1195    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 205

i dont think a single one of these words is in the bible πŸ™

11.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward

10.10.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 729    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 62

i love fall so much but the seasonal depression onset really hits every time. brain PLEASE shut the fuck up

11.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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