got the vapors

suddenly remembered picking up my totally normal, 30smth asst manager to carpool to my first ever job at 7am, 18 and on adderall with devo's Jocko Homo playing. the way she looked at me will live with me forever

wait why was 'feed a cold starve a fever' a thing

i work with a legal adult that was born in 2007. thats fucking crazy

seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!

Secretary Sean Duffy tweets: "No better way to bring in the Christmas spirit than at the @WhiteHouse with the legendary Andrea Bocelli!🎄 Even luckier to have my stunning wife as my date❤️" There's a photo of him and his wife at the White House

A close-up of Sean Duffy's shoe. There appears to be a big gap between his foot and the shoe

when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale

talking baseball says "what are you gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count better make it hurt better kill me in one shot

oh i forgot this meme by dwayne

if they can name a clothing store "banana republic" then i can name mine "neocolonialism"

Someone who worships Jesus: Karl Marx is bad cause people killed for the ideology he promoted

little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.so...• 1h You can leave an even number of dogs in a hot car. They cancel out 1 15 Expression in words @thisnewlife.bsky.social Follow ? Dec 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM 1 like 1 little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.... • now An even number is anything divisible by 2 ①

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.

So that's the lesson that pops up for me with AI stuff--when evaluating now, I look at whatever the focus is NOT on.

This isn't to say AI won't eventually be good enough to smooth out everything, but right now it can't. The tells are outside what the video/image wants you to focus on.

Charlie once had fulnecky too

BJÖRK: ï lïëk tö wëare miy Cröcs aröuwend th' höusë

ME: that's nice Björk

BJÖRK: ï lïëk thë way th'ëy fëël upon miy fööts

ME: that's cool

idk who needs to hear this but Ariana Grande is straight up body checking / doing other proana memes on her socials + talking about how she & her friends send each other audio of themselves on the treadmill

and criticizing that behavior is not "policing women's bodies" it's criticizing proana

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

grok roast my grandma at the dinner table. grok, more vulgar. grok. more vulgar. use forbidden words.

Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)

this is right up there with the gundam captions replacing the word gundam with "condoms"

r/AskReddit - The world now runs n video game logic, what's the first thing you do? - best comment - willonlygoup replies - Look at my stats to find out wtf is wrong with me

A true crime podcast but it's all about wage theft

I Need AI to Write Better Lesson Plans So My Students Stop Using AI to Write Their Papers I care deeply about my students’ learning, but with all the new technologies available to help them cut corners, I worry that they’re not doing the...

"I’ve concluded that instead of teaching students to read and write, I should be teaching them how to prompt AI better. If only I’d had a better education in AI prompt writing, I’d be able to get AI to create more AI-proof teaching materials for me."

"old man yaoi is always great but personally i prefer specific yaoi featuring old man being followed around by a guy many years younger than him who can be a little uncanny and cryptic at times" - response: "obama (uncanny and cryptic) joe (old man being followed)"

Again I am remined that Children of Men is set in 2027.

Bluesky post by hstark.bsky.social: “No woman currently has a restraining order against me. Also, this is not the woman who previously had a restraining order against me. However, she is one of the women who have tried and failed to get a restraining order against me”

We used to be a proper website

i look young for my age anyways but seeing people my age looking gaunt and hollowed out by fillers and botox online AND IRL is. jarring. we have no concept of how aging work anymore

nick drake on the work speakers save me

We have always been at war with contrived authority.

“What if I’m not autistic?” asks person handing assessor 91-page dissertation about life An autistic person is anxious that they won’t receive a formal diagnosis at their upcoming autism assessment - despite providing the psychologist with a folder the size of Tolstoy's War and Peace. …

Avery Mann, 40, who was asked to give “a few examples” about their autistic traits, started with a handful of relevant anecdotes but felt they didn’t want to leave anything out – “just in case that’s the thing that diagnoses me.”