Spotify DJ: Last week you listened to Lady Gaga for 240 minutes more than the average listener in the US.

Like, just call me a slur lol

For all you Trekkies out there.

I spent pretty much all day on TikTok and I'm so mad right now. I hope everyone else who is pissed off about this remembers this next time it's time to vote

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around!

My theremin: OOOOOoooo

Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.

“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”

CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones?

SILVIO: oh yeah?

CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”

PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!

TONY: okay, settle down

I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

You mean I can play the whole game as Ciri? Without mods?!

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

I watched all of Daisy Jones and the Six this weekend and I really enjoyed it. I hadn't heard anything about it before but it was a good study of complicated relationships set in the 1970s rock scene. Recommend.

This is all I wanted thank you! Well I want the outfit but also the hair I think I just want to be Morrigan

I called it in the first gameplay trailer, but I knew when he wasn't interacting with anyone maybe an hour into the game and then I really knew when Bellara used his full government name like she didn't know him

Alright bring me Vanderpump mutuals I need to gossip

hello buckaroos i have been posting on twitter to say I AM ON BLUESKY SO FOLLOW ME but just realized i have not posted on here so HELLO I AM CHUCK TINGLE AUTHOR OF QUEER HORROR AND EROTICA. repost so i wont have so many buds saying 'when is chuck coming to bluesky?' bud ive been here since day one

Thank you so much!

A pencil sketch of Inquisitor Lavellan with a braided updo and Warden Blackwall from Dragon Age Inquisition. They are embracing, foreheads touched together.

A pencil sketch I did hella days ago when I was having a lot of feelings about Blackwall #dragonage

Coral Island is really great!

Thanks! The watercolor thing is new for me!

It's been a long time since I've drawn anything, but this game has me in my feelings lol #dragonage #veilguard

#veilguardspoilers

Is the well of sorrows another shard of Mythal? If Morrigan has the well and what Flemythal gave her when she died, is she even more Mythal? If the Inquisitor has the well, is she in service to Morrigan? And what about what Solas took when he killed Flemythal? Make it make sense

2 so I can kick the back of Solas' seat the whole way there

I wrote the fic. End game spoilers for Veilguard. archiveofourown.org/works/60551899

Tricked by an oatmeal raisin cookie

Fine, I'll write fic

If I don't cave and romance Neve again it will be a miracle but I have sworn this round is for Emmerich

Starting Veilguard round 2. The beginning of this game is magical, when there's just a bunch of lesbians in a tower, and also Varric

I would be excited about a new story told in the Mass Effect universe, but not Shepard's story regurgitated for TV