🔞 castle

YOU CANT FUCKING FOOL ME

"The Wringer" is my secret area in the Coolest game you can't play

i havent sit in dirt for so long

still on this

yesterdays burger is todays cold burger if you arent quick enough like me. i live in the arctic, times get tough out here. (frozened burger)

* I LOVE JELLES MARBLE RUNS IM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT THE<

new drank

* HI

* WHICH WAY WOULD HE GO the illusion of choice

u should #beyourself

sometimes i'm watching football I'm like who evens turn is it

Sexy Gumby can still happen if people want it bad enough

Groups of 30-50 feral hogs are fucking disgusting and won't exist under anarcho-transprimitivism

Mario was only supposed to have its most iconic level, 1-1 (the one with Goomba at the start). However, Miyamoto fell victim to scope creep, and expanded the game to have eight entire worlds

finfin come and see him ! #finfin #finfinonteothemagicplanet

* computer boner call that shit a phonr

* IM ORMAL IM NOT AL IM NORMAL IN MIRALL IM NOAM IM NORMAL IM NORAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL

* my bug wife and my plushie wife get along so well and I have Thoughts about both this is awesome i love my life

* i am going to Do Things to this woman i love her so much

quiplash prompt Frakenstein's middle school nickname bits pieces boy vs john

* oh okay bye goat album

* re-listened to wife album earlier its so good

YouTube video by sproobles oh okay bye (full album, official visualizer with lyrics, flashing lights warning)

new album, okay?

WIFE HOUSE

* thinking about what if i had all 3 of my wives surrounding me that would be wife heaven

* i want my bug wife

* i am having Normal thoughts

* hiii<3

the joke is that it's real guys btw

my hypothetical