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Zach Rochner

@zachontheattack.bsky.social

Amateur Cyclist. Professional Hater. #vegancyclists #cyclist #villainous #velo #kaleseitan Nationally unknown, locally hated Eat Plants. Race Bikes. Be Nice. Hail Satan.

31 Followers  |  21 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 08.01.2025  |  1.7248

Latest posts by zachontheattack.bsky.social on Bluesky

Mtb riders train on gravel
Gravel riders train on road
Roadies train in hell

28.02.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brian Safa (goes by just Safa) is the guy filming. His YouTube is full of this kind of stuff. There’s one where he splits two cars at like 60mph descending an alpine pass. It’s wild

12.02.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting the Vuelta that far down is bananas. B A N A N A S

08.02.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I realized I need to fully rewrite all the side characters in mine as I was finishing the second act. That was neat.

24.01.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shoutout to the OG #antifa

Fuck Nazis

21.01.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really hoping for a Winklevoss resurgence where they beat the shit out of ole Zuck

21.01.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty cool that #meta is blocking searching for democrats. Almost like they’re servile cowards.

21.01.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uphill Climb is a 2023 documentary about the 1984 Women’s Tour de France. A well done and uplifting story on a day when we need something to smile about. #cycling #tourdefrance @zwiftrides.bsky.social

20.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m within the posted speed limit, verbally announcing my presence, letting my free hub spin loudly, and not in their lane while overtaking. Them jumping a meter into my path is not my fault. Learn to walk.

19.01.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To be clear, Bondi knows plenty about the 14th Amendment. She’s just a coward that won’t admit she’s a sycophant and will do anything Trump says. Fuck these people.

18.01.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve yet to see a pedestrian that can hold their line.

18.01.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible band name. Some huge friggin guy

13.01.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does #kesha still feel like P.Diddy when she wakes up? Or has that been retconned? Trying to keep up with my #top40 #lore

13.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m at Disney World. It seems that ~98% of #Portugal is also here.

11.01.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tough guy platitudes are a poor substitute for the real thing

11.01.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re such COWARDS. Zuckerberg has enough money that the next few dozen generations of little zucks will be set for life. And he’s still selling justice for a few bucks

11.01.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: If you have a uterus and you don't currently want to be pregnant FOR WHATEVER REASON, get your long acting contraception solution handled *now*. If you have an IUD and it will need replacing in the next 4 years, get it replaced now, early, if you can.

11.01.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 17

I hate rooting for OSU. But I hate ND so, so much more

11.01.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know what’s awesome? #oktoberfest #hofbrau tent last year with our table of new friends from Italy, Germany, Austria and … Macon.

11.01.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Yes, cultural respect is important’ *pours old bay on everything*

11.01.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dumb question; is tvp a catch all for seitan, tofu, tempeh etc?

11.01.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get wild and light a smoke grenade. Be drunk while you do it. Definitely don’t respect personal space.

11.01.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based

11.01.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Submitted without context #tomhanks #dogtakingashit #thecollaboweallwanted

11.01.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Follow this space more more #dumb #ass #memes

10.01.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright I’ll say it, this should’ve been called Blue-ski and had Bluey in a Chicago Bears jersey with a sausage

10.01.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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